Random Thoughts

[astfgyl]

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Get back here with your shart!     

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

  

[astfgyl]

Thought we'd forget as easy as that

[Carnage]

Forgot it myself until I saw it this morning. 

[astfgyl]

Forgot it myself until I saw it this morning. 

The good news is that you're not the first and you won't be the last. Shepherd will never admit it though

[astfgyl]

Sharting every day of the week

[Carnage]

Fuck Guinness.

[Thorn]

There's an article on the BBC news website today ebout a big ol gathering of satanists in Boston if anyone wants something to read. Or you could.just have a titter at the pictures, particularly the satanic plush toys and dumbed down, cosplay shtick of the whole thing.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Forgot it myself until I saw it this morning. 

The good news is that you're not the first and you won't be the last. Shepherd will never admit it though

I think any current or former career drinker has their fair share of scat anecdotes. I sure as shite do, but they're for special occasions, and late at sessions rather than sober on the internet 

[Carnage]

'Twas nothing catastrophic, thankfully. More of a 'sudden change of expression' incident.

[astfgyl]

Forgot it myself until I saw it this morning. 

The good news is that you're not the first and you won't be the last. Shepherd will never admit it though

I think any current or former career drinker has their fair share of scat anecdotes. I sure as shite do, but they're for special occasions, and late at sessions rather than sober on the internet 

Aye that's a fair point. I save mine for special occasions too! 

[astfgyl]

'Twas nothing catastrophic, thankfully. More of a 'sudden change of expression' incident.

That's one of the hallmarks, that sudden drop of the facial features

[Eoin McLove]

If you're poor but you feel like treating yourself and being a bit posh, next time your having one of your nasty poor man shites, flush the toilet halfway through, close your eyes and imagine you are on a bidet. It'll save you a trip to France.

[91/30]

If you're poor but you feel like treating yourself and being a bit posh, next time your having one of your nasty poor man shites, flush the toilet halfway through, close your eyes and imagine you are on a bidet. It'll save you a trip to France.

The jacks in places where muzzies (Aussie muslims) are working have a sort of garden hose arrangement for washing their holes. 
Probably requires a bit of manual dexterity and practice not to blow the ball bag off or burst your ring piece.  Fair dues to them.

[Eoin McLove]

Ah yes, the old swashbuckler. It has claimed many an unsuspecting barse.