I haven't seen footage of any of the players drinking or riding each other. Fiendishly clever editing.

You have to get up very early in the morning, but I mean like really, really, really early, to get one over on these Muslim prayer evangelists.

Threw a few ginger nut biscuits on the fire last night to see what the burning is like in them. I reckon they'd make a fantastic bit of kindling to really get the fire roaring. Really amazed at what burning was in them and fuck all ashes out of em either

Can you drink the duty free you bought in the airport? Just found out my flight is delayed by 3 hours and don't fancy being gouged in a bar.

As long as you don't have a connecting fight, get stuck in.

At NASA you can play Virtual Rock, Paper, Scissors

Deep Down Six Feet, Is Where I Like To Eat

Can you imagine how different Christmas would be if it turned out Noddy holder was a nonce?
They wouldn't be able to play that classic Slade song any more and it just wouldn't be Christmas.

Luckily he definitely is not a nonce just to be clear.

If giving one, Charlie's Christmas Day Speech could be a laugh.
"Mummy's pegged it, I'm so old I'll probably get sod all time to be king, and my brother's a nonce"..... ("Oh I wish we didn't have Diana killed")
Deep Down Six Feet, Is Where I Like To Eat

Quote from: Kunt 4 Life on December 15, 2022, 03:38:05 PMCan you imagine how different Christmas would be if it turned out Noddy holder was a nonce?
They wouldn't be able to play that classic Slade song any more and it just wouldn't be Christmas.

Luckily he definitely is not a nonce just to be clear.
I remember reading an interview with him before when he said come each January he gets a massive royalty cheque for anywhere from 500k-1m, not bad for something he knocked together after a night on the piss

I hope santy came to ye all lads. Happy Christmas.

 :abbath:  :abbath:  :abbath:

First year in thirty years or more that I didn't get any metal. Gay.

Merry Christmas lads.  Sitting here with all the santy presents open and set up and instead the child is playing with a bag of chopped up pallets for kindling that next door gave us.

Small fella eating the wrapping paper off his presents. Ape. Happy Christmas.

Getting a rake of vinyl then not being able to sneak off into the
cave to  listen to it, aarrrggghhh
Have a good one ye all.
Wearing jeans and leather, not crackerjack clothes

Jesus Christ what a miserable return on my investment of wishing ye all the best. McLove didn't even get any metal ffs