More practical advice!  :laugh:

Happy new year to you all lads

Sláinte from the future, fuckheads.

All the best for 2024 lads. I say lads as I'm guessing it's a bit of a "sausage fest" round these parts. :laugh:  :laugh:


Quote from: Hellyeah on December 31, 2023, 10:27:17 PMAll the best for 2024 lads. I say lads as I'm guessing it's a bit of a "sausage fest" round these parts. :laugh:  :laugh:

I actually don't think there are any women at all on here. I vaguely remember one coming on promoting some band or other for about a day but that was that.

Haven't even the decency to have a hangover here today, a very tame entry to 2024

Was that Claire23? Wiping up the sweat from the floor? 😂

 :laugh:

Every year, the loss of the classic threads hurts that little bit more.

 :laugh: I bet it was and all because I can't think of any others. Wasn't claire23 some bloke out of one of the NI bands in the end?

Would you rather be probed by the police or probed by an alien.

Anyone else notice the amount of flies that are about for this time of year? Mental stuff...

Quote from: Eoin McLove on January 10, 2024, 09:54:32 PMWould you rather be probed by the police or probed by an alien.

I've thought about it and I dunno tbh. They both seem like terrible experiences.

Quote from: The Heretic on January 12, 2024, 10:43:14 AMAnyone else notice the amount of flies that are about for this time of year? Mental stuff...

Coming out now is like a death sentence for the cunts. I often wonder what effect WiFi signals and such like would have on their internal clock. Maybe none but I dunno either

Rain seems to be the one weather prediction nobody ever gets wrong

Were I a weather forecaster here, I would simply predict rain every day and then I would be nearly always right

It's how I imagine Scotland or Northern England

#1437 January 21, 2024, 05:26:47 AM Last Edit: January 21, 2024, 10:00:37 AM by Eoin McLove
Imagine having been blessed to be a dwarf in the 80s. Straight to Hollywood. You'd be cashing checks in  no time. PC culture fucked the little man.

Quote from: Eoin McLove on January 21, 2024, 05:26:47 AMImagine having been blessed to be a dwarf in the 80s. Straight to Hollywood. You'd be cashing checks in  no time. PC culture fucked the little man.

You are right, they just seem to do a lot of porn and backyard wrestling these days. 

Two noble traditions indeed.