Pet Peeves

[Carnage]

Do they have a letterbox?

[Born of Fire]

Do they have a letterbox?

Been a while since there's been a good pipe bomb through a letterbox story!

[Carnage]

Our nextdoor neighbour developed a habit of sitting in his car smoking and throwing the butts out the window - into our driveway. When I found them I'd knock on his door and hand them to him when he answered, "you dropped this". He didn't do it for long. Wanker. Thank fuck he moved out not long after.

[Circlepit]

I have thought and daydreamed about shitting in their driveway and singing a pop song.
It would have to be a special song so that when they recount the tale to their associates the main question would be " why was he singing that?"

[Carnage]

Barbie Girl. Always Barbie Girl.

[Circlepit]

It's going to be Dressed For Success by Roxette or She's Got The Look. The na na na part will have them in all manner of mind knots.

[Doctor Crippen]

I have thought and daydreamed about shitting in their driveway and singing a pop song.
It would have to be a special song so that when they recount the tale to their associates the main question would be " why was he singing that?"

Bring the newspaper and have a read while your dumping

[Kunt 4 Life]

I have thought and daydreamed about shitting in their driveway and singing a pop song.
It would have to be a special song so that when they recount the tale to their associates the main question would be " why was he singing that?"

Sing "merry Xmas" by Slade. Every Christmas will be ruined forever as they'll immediately think of you shiteing in there driveway when ever the songs played.

[Eoin McLove]

Shite an arrow pointing in the direction of your own house.

[Circlepit]

Shite an arrow pointing in the direction of your own house.

That involves an artistry beyond my simple rectal skills.
Today was another wonderful day of peevishness. Some much hate, so little time.

[Doctor Crippen]

Hangovers, mine get worse year on year, todays is epic

[Caomhaoin]

Couple of cans and you'll be right as rain

[Doctor Crippen]

Ha i cant im in shreds, couch and crisps 😂

[Born of Fire]

Three have got to be the most incompetent mobile network. Every month there's a fuckin problem with my direct debit. I'm sick of re-entering my direct debit details each month and then still getting a message saying that my bill is overdue and the cunts charging an admin fee for the pleasure of me having to manually pay my bill because of whatever technical fuck ups they're having on their end.

[Giggles]

The first few months were like that for me too when I signed up with them last year. Had to ring them every month and go through the same shite, was about to leave but then they offered me a 12 month discount instead of the 6 month discount. My bill has been €15 a month for the last few months now, not so bad! But I'm not looking forward to November when I have to change plan again 

They're not as bad as Eir though, they were fucking useless altogether. Definitely the most incompetent mobile provider I've ever been with. I was a happy meteor customer for about 11 years before Eir took over and fucked it up for me