"What type of lettuce do you want?"

I dunno, whatever like.

"No, you pick"

🤦‍♂️

Women are the reason men drink excessively.

The asshole in the gym telling me I lost 1.2 kilos in the last week, but gained 1% body fat. I told her that her machine needs a bit of TLC because it's talking shit.


😂

The bird I have at home eats tiny meals, but have sneaky snacks the whole time and can't understand why she remains the same weight even though she's in the gym every day.

What is it with women and snacking?

Biscuits and things just vanish here, and then at lunch time, it's like eating with a starling with a particularly small appetite.

I was on a nice walk today with dog, and I must have counted 15 discarded face masks, like who drops or throws masks away walking in the flipping woods. Plenty of plastic bottles as well. Dick heads.

Quote from: Necr0rceN on April 03, 2021, 05:18:24 PM
I was on a nice walk today with dog, and I must have counted 15 discarded face masks, like who drops or throws masks away walking in the flipping woods. Plenty of plastic bottles as well. Dick heads.

Ugh, was bad enough before I got to the bit where you said it was out in the woods you were walking. Littering in urban areas is bad enough, but if you've enough cop to get that you've gone to the countryside because it's a nice place to be, and then decide to deface it...cursed egoism!  :abbath: :abbath: :abbath:

People out enjoying the sunshine getting in my way when I'm out trying to run.

Auld wans just stopping in the aisle in the supermarket, double parked and holding up the hold show. They don't give one solitary shit. I know it probably  happens everywhere but Spaniards are particularly skilled at 'being in the way'. Good looking race but they are annoying fuckers.

It's the same everywhere man

It is the same everywhere...but it really is worse in Spain haha

It was nice to have a reprieve from the masses of Spanish students being in the way fucking everywhere last summer

Not in Spain, by the looks of it!

As oft said before by men wiser than I " I wish a bear would eat my neighbours "
Yerwan's laugh is the sound that the unloved make when they die alone. It's like a sound only the truly wicked of heart deserve to hear. I hate my cunting neighbours.

Bringing the topics of litter and neighbours together, our neighbours are always smoking rollies at their door and flicking them on the ground after. Tonnes of the fuckin things get blown into our garden when the wind picks up.