Pet Peeves

[Carnage]

Or fill a wheely bin with water then have it leaning against their front door

https://youtu.be/7f1MumAJTLo

[Kunt 4 Life]

Ahh petty vandilism. It's like masturbation. You deny doing it, but it's great fun.

[Wiseblood]

Dirty little fuckers of mice. They've recently moved in large numbers to the garage and I discovered they have been eating anything and everything they can. I have it baited and trapped like a minefield now and have caught 6 of the cunts in 24 hours.

[astfgyl]

Fuckin mice are right little cunts. I was living in an old farmhouse for a couple of years and I was inundated with them. Luckily the cat was a legend. Pinky swallowed over 100 mice whole in less than a month, the tails going down like spaghetti. Unfortunately there were so many of them that the ones he ate barely made a dent in the numbers. One night I was sitting down watching a film and one of the bollixes made a run right up the leg of me jeans and all and when I shook him out I kicked him and he bit the dust. They had me so fried I only felt bad for a couple of seconds.

[leatherface]

Tik Tok, what is it? Why is it? Am I missing anything?

[Pedrito]

Just lots of titties and ass

[Emphyrio]

Really? Isn't it all kids that use it? And Jesse Lingard.

[Pedrito]

Maybe it's just the stuff I get sent is a lot of twerking and boobies etc. but that might say more about the people I fraternise with. Jesse Lingard a right tit too.

[Blackout]

Tik Tok, what is it? Why is it? Am I missing anything?

The bowels of the internet where attention seeking morons try and fail to get their 15 minutes of fame.

[ochoill]

I was on Tik Tok for a grand total of a week before I realised it is nothing but children and influencers, beyond the handful of memes.  Deleted immediately.  Garbage app.  You will find the best stuff gets reposted elsewhere anyway so you're not missing out by ignoring it.

[astfgyl]

Young fella has it on his phone and often shows me things he thinks are funny on it. The coffin dancers were amusing for a bit, but it's a bad place really.

[Eoin McLove]

English cunts saying sikth instead of sixth. Fucking shut up, you stupid fucks.

[astfgyl]

Is it that they can't or won't say it right?

[Eoin McLove]

I've no idea. Maybe it's a posh thing. It sounds spasticated.

[ochoill]

Young fella has it on his phone and often shows me things he thinks are funny on it. The coffin dancers were amusing for a bit, but it's a bad place really.

The coffin dancers are forgivable lol