Pet Peeves

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

I do have a general genre split too: classical/jazz/folk/trad, rock & pop, and then, three times bigger than the other two combined, metal. Herself would go mad if she had to flick through a load of satanic noise every time she was looking for something to listen to 

[Snare]

Join me for Lunch and Learn next Monday on how to store your records 

[Bürggermeister]

I can knock up some slides for you with some fairly happening pie charts based on a comprehensive metric breakdown, really help get the message across.

[Mower Liberation Front]

  I know by instinct where everything is. Sorta.
Actually started  to alphabetise once last year and got as far as B and said fuck it. Life's too short. And there's a lot of books to read.

You're like those clicheed old archivist guys who know where everything is. "Deathrace King? Ah yes, yes, just down aisle five, walk down to you get to subsection 3, turn right, and it'll be there. Shelf 4, on the right, beside the Ark of the covenant. If you see Older... Budweiser, you've gone too far"

[Thorn]