Pet Peeves

[mickO)))]

Staff saying on a commercial plane "sit back and enjoy the flight". What sane person actually enjoys flying or even enjoys being in airports.

[Kunt 4 Life]

fucking hate airport trave4l, love going on holiday of course but the whole bollocks of getting there is a pain int he hole, espically getting the timing right.
You dont want to arrive far too early as theres usually fuck all to do and everythings over priced, but at the same time you dont want to be dashing and trying to get through secruity in time.
Also find in Belfast international if someone calls in sick the whole place grinds to a halt and it makes headlines on the local news about the chaos.

[Mooncat]

I usually buy a 24 pack of bog roll because it's handy and usually cheaper.

Would almost go into the supermarket with a sign stating this and no, I'm not being a cunt about wiping my arse while you can't.

That said, shout out to Mooncat (I think!) in Canada - arse wiping there just got slightly less achievable with this lark!

https://abc7.com/post/employee-arrested-arson-kimberly-clark-distribition-center-destroyed-massive-fire-ontario/18851549/

Somehow missed this before. Don't worry, luckily the great bog roll depression didn't make it as far as Alberta and arses remain largely wiped.

It was funny online here though with a lot of comments from the further reaches of the left being like, "This is it! The revolution is starting!!" Err no, some crazy just burned down a bog roll factory, relax.