Pet Peeves

[Pat Twisted Wrath]

Dreaming about the cunting Leaving Cert. I'm turning 45 this year and I'm still having nightmares about those fucking exams. 

Back in my yokes days I'd often suddenly get the nightmare conviction into my head that I had to resit LC maths the next morning. Bad buzz, safe to say. But then instantly hilarious once returned to "reality"

The only thing close to a recurring dream for me is similar.

Its the day before the LC Maths exam and the school hasn't realised they've accidentally forgot to enrol me in a Maths class, so I've been skiving all year... and now i have to sit the cunting thing. The panic of opening the book and trying to make sense of the Algebraic equations!

Then I wake up and have to deal with the horrors of life as a 35 year old...

[astfgyl]

Dreaming about the cunting Leaving Cert. I'm turning 45 this year and I'm still having nightmares about those fucking exams. 

Back in my yokes days I'd often suddenly get the nightmare conviction into my head that I had to resit LC maths the next morning. Bad buzz, safe to say. But then instantly hilarious once returned to "reality"

The only thing close to a recurring dream for me is similar.

Its the day before the LC Maths exam and the school hasn't realised they've accidentally forgot to enrol me in a Maths class, so I've been skiving all year... and now i have to sit the cunting thing. The panic of opening the book and trying to make sense of the Algebraic equations!

Then I wake up and have to deal with the horrors of life as a 35 year old...

Limmy and his swing comes to my mind straight away

[Born of Fire]

Grown adults who type like they're still using a Nokia 3310. I presume you don't have time to write the full word as your time is taken up with all the window licking.