Pet Peeves

[The Great Cull]

People who start or end work messages with Happy Valentine's Day... will you just go and fuck yourself... seriously. 

Got that from the childminders WhatsApp group today. Found it a bit wtf. Looks like I'm not the only one!

Maybe the text messages aren't so bad after all

Was the message from Leather Mike?

[astfgyl]

Whatever happened to Leather Mike actually? Did he leave the old forum in a rage or did he ever make it to this one at all?

[The Great Cull]

You've not read the Hated But Why thread then?

[astfgyl]

Not the last day or so afaik, but I'll be heading straight over there now!

[astfgyl]

You've not read the Hated But Why thread then?

Oh be the Lord fuckin jaysus.

[Yung Led Zeppelin]

    

[Ollkiller]

    

[Eoin McLove]

Justice for Mike.

[Carnage]

The word/concept 'shart' can fuck off.

I am not accepting questions.

[Thorn]

Agreed. Left a real bad taste the first time I heard that recently. You only have to look at some of the t.v. ads these days, toilet rolls, tampons, fuckin' bums for chriisake, to see that there's no discretion about anything anymore. Sometimes I like to imagine the face of , say, Jane Austen if she could see tv nowadays. There'd be quite the swoon I imagine. Pull over that chaise-lounge quick.

[Eoin McLove]

What other word do you suggest we use to describe shark art?

[Squigs]

Agreed. Left a real bad taste the first time I heard that recently. You only have to look at some of the t.v. ads these days, toilet rolls, tampons, fuckin' bums for chriisake, to see that there's no discretion about anything anymore. Sometimes I like to imagine the face of , say, Jane Austen if she could see tv nowadays. There'd be quite the swoon I imagine. Pull over that chaise-lounge quick.

Ah yes, tampons, famous for their use against sharting

[Iliketortles]

The amount of corporate busy work i have to do to justify absolutely useless jobs is ridiculous. Next mandatory webinar? Fucking menopause. Just leave me be ffs unless ye bring a webinar out on how not to suffer splashback when going for a quick piss.

[Giggles]

Just leave me be ffs unless ye bring a webinar out on how not to suffer splashback when going for a quick piss.

Sit on the toilet?

[Iliketortles]

Just leave me be ffs unless ye bring a webinar out on how not to suffer splashback when going for a quick piss.

Sit on the toilet?

Tried that, dick hits the water.