Pet Peeves

[Bürggermeister]

They have a corporate look-at-me portal in the new job and one lad posts this shit daily. I can't imagine what sort of emotional wasteland your life must be if you need that kind of shit to make you feel good about yourself.

Here's today's one as an example of this brain-dead shit

"The quickest way to succeed is to start now and figure it out as you go.

You can't learn to drive in a parked car."

I mean, what about pedestrian safety?

[The Great Cull]

I hope whoever said that isn't a surgeon or an airline pilot.... sure we'll figure it out as we go along!

[Giggles]

You can't learn to drive in a parked car"

Sure you can! Just release the parking brake and start driving it 🤷🏿

[Carnage]

Fibre broadband. Biggest pile of shite.

[The Heretic]

Fibre broadband. Biggest pile of shite.

Tell us more?

[Caomhaoin]

These Israeli cunts just do not give a fuck. What do they have to do to get more than a 'naughty naughty' and a few very concernings for the papers?

The ingenious way they've intertwined criticism of their, frankly, startling brutality with 'antisemitism' (as well as the unconditional support of the ballbags in Washington) gives them Carte Blanche it seems.

[Carnage]

Fibre broadband. Biggest pile of shite.

Tell us more?

We got it in about 5 or 6 weeks ago, it comes and goes intermittently for no reason. Went in the small hours last night and is gone since. We were much better off with the old broadband.

Edit: An hour-long phone call later, it's a fault in the box it comes into. Report logged, 3 to 5 days before an engineer will come out. Said it'd probably be Monday but I'm not optimistic. Fucking raging as I'd planned to spend the weekend clearing up some streaming stuff that had backed up.

First world problems, eh?

[mishima]

That voice in Jysk ads just goes through me. It's really high in the mix and sounds "sharp" or something. And the overly enthusiastic delivery too. Brutal stuff.

[Carnage]

Yorkies used to have seven 'blocks' of chocolate per bar, I just bought a 'double' size one and it had six blocks.

Kill everyone, burn the world.

[Eoin McLove]

Yorkies are for women. Everyone knows real men eat Wispas and Kinder Eggs.

[Carnage]

Just the plastic and the toy, obviously. Bin the chocalate.

[Eoin McLove]

Exactly. The plastic lives for 5000 years. Just like real men.

[Circlepit]

Customs charges.
I know why and I knew I would have to pay before I bought the thing. Having said that, fuck the fuck off you cuntbags.

[Ducky]

Boarding the bus home at lunch with your ear buds charging case, then realising when you get home that you very much don't have said case in your possession anymore.

[Carnage]

That's a major kick in the balls. Do you need the case to charge them or is there a back up method?

Got a book in the post today, the parcel left on the doorstep, soaked through by the time I got home (4-ish). Mighty.