Metal Pet Peeves

[ldj]

That 10 seconds of silence all of the early Darkthrone albums have between tracks.

[hellfire]

that spastic Kvarforth from 'Shining'.

Nothing that wanker did would surprise me at this stage.  His horrid vocals really put me off the good music on Shining albums.

[Eoin McLove]

Samples of loud moany orgasms used in songs.  Cuntish every time.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Samples of loud moany orgasms used in songs.  Cuntish every time.

If you're getting them during Filosofem, it's just that you've left Pornhub running in another tab.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Seriously though, Rocket Queen and Whole Lotta Love make a convincing counter case.

[Eoin McLove]

I had a Tormentor song on on YouTube from Recipe Ferrum and it was alright bar some yoke howling the flaps off herself in the background.  The second time it appeared it was in concert with some equally ready to blow stud. I find it cringey. Imagine blaring the album in the car and stopping at traffic lights when that came on.   

[Ducky]

Whole Lotta Love was grand when you were 20 and trying to be a stud in the nightclub, but it's cringey as fuck now (as is Robert Plant in general).

[Carnage]

I've always hated that song. The Rocket Queen one is apparently real, there was riding afoot.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Yup, they say it was Axl and his at the time missus in the booth.

Whole Lotta Love is quality; performed by a band who were young, dumb, and emptying themselves of cum.

[Blitzer666]

Seriously though, Rocket Queen and Whole Lotta Love make a convincing counter case.

Along with more human than human

[Eoin McLove]

I'll give you 'Rocket Queen'.  The rest can get fucked.

[ochoill]

Machine Screw surely gets a pass too

[Anton Arcane]

And Justice For Jason and every fan remix/ remaster on YouTube.
If your delicate ears can't handle the original then don't listen to it all.

[Grim Reality]

Samples of loud moany orgasms used in songs.  Cuntish every time.

 

At the end of one of the 4cds neofolk compilation Looking For Europe is one of these BDSM industrial noise sex moany clattering bins type tracks.

I'd often throw on one of the cds during the day as background music when kids /visitors can't handle anymore Infernal Overkill and am left scrambling to switch off the stereo when the orgasms cum in out of nowhere.

On second thoughts.... The orgasm/murder track on COFs Cruelty and the Beast is passable as the theme is actually front and centre and the whole raison d'etre of the track and not slipped in on the sly ruining an otherwise acceptable song.

Absolute definition of a nostalgic guilty pleasure 😂

[astfgyl]

Seriously though, Rocket Queen

I personally don't mind it at all in that tune, but it gets a bit awkward when I'm listening to it and the kids are about. Pretty much the inverse of being the teen wanker watching the movie with the parents and the riding starts.

And nobody said anything but everybody knew you were thinking about your dirty little pipe. Actually in hindsight they must have felt as bad as I did knowing that.