Metal Warfare - Irish Metal Forum

Jokes

Started by livingabortion, May 12, 2019, 10:41:06 AM

Previous topic - Next topic
Go Down 1
...
3 4 5 6 7
#60 March 30, 2021, 09:33:21 AM
"Excuse me, doctor. My husband has just been rushed into the hospital with violent spasms in his buttocks!!
I'm ringing in to see how he is?"

"Where is he please?"

"ICU baby, shaking that ass.!!"
#61 March 30, 2021, 10:03:02 AM
Fuck sake 😂😂
#62 March 30, 2021, 11:00:09 AM
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Law of averages said there had to be a great joke in here eventually!  :P
#63 March 30, 2021, 11:23:45 AM
And the best part is, is that fookin tune sticks in yer head all day...  :laugh: 8)
#64 April 01, 2021, 09:37:52 AM
Did you hear about the Irish queer?

He preferred women to alcohol.
#65 April 01, 2021, 12:03:47 PM
 ;D

#66 April 01, 2021, 03:03:38 PM
  8)

#67 April 02, 2021, 12:45:45 PM
 ;D

#68 April 02, 2021, 07:45:27 PM
This horse is amazing  :-)
#69 April 07, 2021, 12:10:09 PM Last Edit: April 07, 2021, 12:23:54 PM by astfgyl
Quote from: Kurt Cocaine on April 01, 2021, 12:03:47 PM
;D



:laugh:

Wife came in the other day and I told her be quiet while I turn off the laptop and phone. Why?, she asks. Because I think these devices are listening to us, I said.

How she laughed.

Then Siri laughed, then google assistant laughed, and Alexa laughed too.
#70 April 07, 2021, 01:52:18 PM
 :laugh:

It's not even funny though... Ugh..
#71 April 09, 2021, 06:02:46 AM
 :-X

#72 April 10, 2021, 07:06:44 PM
How do you make a gay man have sex with a woman?

Shit in her cunt.
#73 April 13, 2021, 07:59:55 AM
#74 April 13, 2021, 10:44:21 AM
 8)

Go Up 1
...
3 4 5 6 7