Quote from: Giggles on March 07, 2023, 10:06:14 PMWhat gender did Michael Jackson identify as?

He/he

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Quote from: Eoin McLove on June 03, 2023, 03:43:24 AMIf you chop a horse in half and clap the two sides together, it sounds like someone riding a coconut.

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"This next song is about subtraction."

"Take it away guys."


#93 December 11, 2023, 04:09:11 PM Last Edit: May 10, 2024, 01:05:16 PM by The Butcher

My wife was reading Cosmopolitan magazine in bed last night and said to me, "It says here that most women get bored with their husband's sexual efforts after a few years of marriage."

"Really love?" I replied, as I continued to thrust away.

Quote from: The Heretic on May 10, 2024, 11:52:32 AMMy wife was reading Cosmopolitan magazine in bed last night and said to me, "It says here that most women get bored with their husband's sexual efforts after a few years of marriage."

"Really love?" I replied, as I continued to thrust away.

Are you still thrusting man? I just leave the rotten little thing resting on her mound until we both feel bad enough to turn away

For some reason I find this funny as fuck...