Random Thoughts

[astfgyl]

No I feel it shouldn't exonerate them at all but that's another whole minefield there

[astfgyl]

I hear you can get monkeypox from your dog now

[open face surgery]

Probably shouldn't fuck your dog so.

[astfgyl]

https://youtu.be/L-a_lfQnDvE?t=77

[Hellyeah]

Probably shouldn't fuck your dog so.

  

[astfgyl]

Went to call a lad on messenger on the laptop there and was looking at the address bar while it was ringing. Saw this beaut:

"initialize_video=false&is_e2ee_mandated=false&nonce"

How did it know yer man was a nonce?

[Eoin McLove]

A false nonce which is the worst kind. At least subject your poor victims to some good metal, you monster!

[astfgyl]

 

Death to false nonces!

[ochoill]

Imagine if someone maybe, oh I don't know, maybe broke their phone and their arm in the one week and somehow ended up with their only viable method of contact being the fucking private messages on this forum.  Could you imagine such a creature?  As it happens, I can

[astfgyl]

Whoever it is, that's how to keep it fucking trve

[Eoin McLove]

If ever one needed proof that God really hates wanking...

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

I mean, if you're God, why would you ever wank? The other possibilities are infinite!

[Eoin McLove]

Why wouldn't he? He surely has a lovely, velvety penis to play with.

[astfgyl]

Where there's a willy there's a way

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Where there's a god's willy, there's a million ways!