The Football Thread

[Kurt Cocaine]

The Worst Perfect Hat-trick  


Grief

New Zealand defender Meikayla Moore scored three own goals and was substituted before half-time in a heavy defeat by the United States at the SheBelieves Cup.

Moore, who plays for Championship leaders Liverpool, scored twice at the wrong end in the first six minutes.

Things got worse for Moore when she poked another one past goalkeeper Erin Nayler before half-time.

Ashley Hatch and Mallory Pugh also scored for the US in the second half.

Moore's hat-trick of own goals - scored with her left foot, right foot and a header - came before she was substituted in the 40th minute and it contributed to New Zealand's second defeat at the SheBelieves Cup.

[astfgyl]

Jesus that's right up there with Jon Walters' 100th game spectacular vs Chelsea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbSPx2FOq5E

[astfgyl]

Any predictions for the massive massive final today?

[Emphyrio]

Fair play to Chelsea for bringing on Kepa. Mickey mouse cup but better to have it than not.

[astfgyl]

I missed the shootout. Yeah it's Mickey mouse but would have taken it after going to the bother of reaching the final

[Kurt Cocaine]

Great final for a 0-0

[Emphyrio]

Best 0-0 game I can remember. Could have gone either way and sher a shootout is a lottery.

[Mower Liberation Front]

It appears Woody Johnson wants to buy Chelsea.
Please let this happen.

[astfgyl]

I don't know who woody Johnson is. What's his buzz

[astfgyl]

Well done to benzema for sickening PSGs shit this evening. PSG really did only have themselves to blame for the way they shat the togs as soon as they let in the first one because Madrid were no great shakes for most of that game either

[Caomhaoin]

Any of ye ever go to Celtic Park for a match? I'm in Glasgow for the weekend of 8-10 of April but they are sold out for the match that's on. Hoping I can do a Croke Park on all Ireland final day and get one off a chancer on the side of the road.

Let me know boyz.

[Kurt Cocaine]

Any of ye ever go to Celtic Park for a match? I'm in Glasgow for the weekend of 8-10 of April but they are sold out for the match that's on. Hoping I can do a Croke Park on all Ireland final day and get one off a chancer on the side of the road.

Let me know boyz.

Aye lad, sorted...

[Mower Liberation Front]

Poor old Italy. 

And a 0-0 draw in the Azteca? I'll take it.

[Caomhaoin]

Italian lad I play football with lost his marbles altogether yesterday 😂

If someone understands Italian he goes to me on the WhatsApp yesterday

vaffaculo sono dei cani malati

[The Heretic]

Italian lad I play football with lost his marbles altogether yesterday 😂

If someone understands Italian he goes to me on the WhatsApp yesterday

vaffaculo sono dei cani malati