The Football Thread

[Kurt Cocaine]

Any of ye ever go to Celtic Park for a match? I'm in Glasgow for the weekend of 8-10 of April but they are sold out for the match that's on. Hoping I can do a Croke Park on all Ireland final day and get one off a chancer on the side of the road.

Let me know boyz.

Where are you sitting big lawd?
It's against St Johnston, isn't it?

[Caomhaoin]

Yeah St Johnstone. Yer man with the season ticket didn't tell me where the seat is yet

[Kurt Cocaine]

Probably outside beside a bin 

[Caomhaoin]

He's your fuckin' buddy so I hope he's not in the nosebleed section!

[Kurt Cocaine]

He's not called Honest Abdul for noothin hey...

[Mower Liberation Front]

Joke of a draw. Rigged as fuck.

[astfgyl]

Chelsea v Madrid was a decent game even if Mendy fucked it up a bit. Fancy Madrid to finish it off but at least away goals are gone

[Kurt Cocaine]

Chelsea threw that game away last night. They'll be kicking themselves...

[Emphyrio]

Is there any United fans knocking around at all?

[The Heretic]

I'm sure there are but they don't have a lot to cheer about. Like all clubs they have gone through a rich seam of winning trophies with the eventual collapse and rebuild. Liverpool went through it at the end of the 80's. Look at Barcelona now. Peaks and troughs.

[Ollkiller]

Aye United fan. Worst display ever last night. Keep De Gea, Elanga and Sancho and fuck everyone else out of the club. Kip of a club atm

[Caomhaoin]

I hate Liverpool but they are an unreal team, nobody could have lived with them last night. United weren't great, but they weren't allowed to be any better. The way they were cutting them to shreds at will in the first half. Awesome performance.

[Ollkiller]

Aye Klopp knows how to put a team together. Brilliant patterns of play and relentless when they lose the ball. United trying to close teams down is the most painful thing to watch. Jogging and afraid to pit the fucking boot in. Was men against boys last night.

[Emphyrio]

I hate Liverpool but they are an unreal team, nobody could have lived with them last night. United weren't great, but they weren't allowed to be any better. The way they were cutting them to shreds at will in the first half. Awesome performance.

While it was a great performance, it has to be said that United were absolutely atrocious. As good as Liverpool have been for the season they didn't have too many games as easy as last night. Liverpool were in third gear for large parts of the match. United were worse than any team in the midst of a relegation battle.

[CorkonianHunger]

The worst United side I have ever seen. Carragher said it perfectly last night about how even when Liverpool weren't very good the last ten years, their worst days weren't as bad as what we see from United this season.

Good to see Ralf say it how it is. Looks like he has undertaken the later role early on as some long term scouts walked this morning.