Ridiculous and unintentionally hilarious music

[Sworntothecans]

Have a 90s death metal playlist on at the moment and aside from the song being class the video filmed in a shed is always going to be funny.

"Would ye get out ta fuck, I've the Vet due to look at that heifer that has mastitis"

[Ducky]

Posting this new Nile tune here for the title alone - 'Chapter for Not Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmwqMQ2g0NQ

I hate that if you shout "Chapter for!" at their gigs you have to be specific which "Chapter for" you want them to play, FFS

[Eoin McLove]

https://youtu.be/WmFrf9uzH-0?si=r8qPREgw_JevqWiM

Jesus fucking Christ. Maybe this wouldn't seem as ridiculous without the video, but it still sounds pretty cuntish I think. That singer... lord almighty. I think his haircut, and the bassist's facial hair are going to haunt me for the rest of my life.

[Carnage]

That gave my cancer AIDS.

[Sworntothecans]

https://youtu.be/WmFrf9uzH-0?si=r8qPREgw_JevqWiM

Jesus fucking Christ. Maybe this wouldn't seem as ridiculous without the video, but it still sounds pretty cuntish I think. That singer... lord almighty. I think his haircut, and the bassist's facial hair are going to haunt me for the rest of my life.

I did not need that level of cringe at this time of day.

I'd imagine their gigs are full of steampunk enthusiasts.

[The Wretch]

What a bunch of fucking fannies. Still, they are no worse than the likes of Nightwish are they? Aside from the vocalist having one of the most punchable faces this side of Piers Morgan. 

They are also unlikely to make it into the 'Riffs' thread on that kind of showing. You'd find more balls and imagination in a pan-pipes melodies album.   

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Turned off after a couple of minutes, but far from the worst thing I've ever heard. Just bizarre that in the video it doesn't at all at all at all look like the shape-pulling vocalist is singing anything like the voice we're hearing.

[Ducky]

Honestly looks or sounds no less cuntish than something like Batushka.

[Sworntothecans]

Honestly looks or sounds no less cuntish than something like Batushka.

Which Batushka? Real Batushka, Continuity Batushka, Rote Armee Batushka Fraktion?

[Eoin McLove]

I think it's worse than Batushka, at least visually. So corny.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Tis nothing like Batushka at all! 

Not really like them either, but reminded me of these absolute shapers, dArtagnan, a German Three Musketeer-themed folk rock band:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP7WmAuGZOk

[Sworntothecans]

I'm not going near that one. It'll fuck up my YouTube algorithm 😂

[Circlepit]

Bunch of cunts.

[Sworntothecans]

So much to unpack here😂😂😂😂😂

[The Wretch]

That just makes me feel sad.