Shameless & Shit Merch

[The Heretic]

He'll whip out his exclusive one string bass to play for her

[Maggot Colony]

Sensors indicate you will ejaculate

[Born of Fire]

https://www.metallica.com/store/live-laugh-load-pillow/LLLOADPILLOW.html#start=1&sz=24

Grab your jizz font cushion while stocks last

[Circlepit]

The back pack is 69.99 !!
It's a school bag.

[Bürggermeister]

You'll be schooled in the value of money, son.

[Mithrandir]

[Eoin McLove]

   who are Werewolves?

[Mithrandir]

No fucking clue, absolute spas though it would seem.

[Circlepit]

Wereowolves are a death metal band from
Australia.
At this point they have 5 albums I think.
They are involved either directly or indirectly,  with Akercoke and The Berserker. Can't remember which. I've listened to some of the stuff. It's like music written for the gym or something.
Every song is the exact same almost.

[Anvil]

What your drunk mate says during an argument outside the kabab shop is not always suitable for a t-shirt.

[Sworntothecans]

Wereowolves are a death metal band from
Australia.
At this point they have 5 albums I think.
They are involved either directly or indirectly,  with Akercoke and The Berserker. Can't remember which. I've listened to some of the stuff. It's like music written for the gym or something.
Every song is the exact same almost.

Yeah one or two semi decent tracks but it's all a blur.Generic hard man boring as fuck death metal.

No wonder yer man from into the necrosphere wouldn't shut up about them.

[Thorn]

The real value of this thread is being able to completely rule out ever having to check out these new bands by the state of their merch.

[Circlepit]

Wereowolves are a death metal band from
Australia.
At this point they have 5 albums I think.
They are involved either directly or indirectly,  with Akercoke and The Berserker. Can't remember which. I've listened to some of the stuff. It's like music written for the gym or something.
Every song is the exact same almost.

Yeah one or two semi decent tracks but it's all a blur.Generic hard man boring as fuck death metal.

No wonder yer man from into the necrosphere wouldn't shut up about them.

He absolutely loves them, they sampled  him on a song and he is even wetter for them now.

[Eoin McLove]

Is he the annoying South African guy who sounds like an FM104 morning show radio host?

[Sworntothecans]

Is he the annoying South African guy who sounds like an FM104 morning show radio host?

That's the guy.

They sampled him? The fucking cringe of that 🤮