Shameless & Shit Merch

[Juggz]

As ever more desperate attempts to get cash emerge, it's worth taking time to look at the worst ones and acknowledge how far so many have fallen. Step up, Metallica with the spectacularly badly named "Enter Night".  I'm going to assume the death of MI meant they didn't see thread with the beer puns with several far better options.

Here's what they say:

"Stone Brewing is the perfect partner for us with endless commonalities in our ideals, outlooks, and paths forward. Our views of the worlds that we each inhabit, of creativity and process, and of sense of place in relation to our peers and "The Man" are almost identical. This collaboration is beyond effortless and pure, and we can't wait to share this incredible beverage with everyone out there. In conjunction with the leadership of Stone, we have participated throughout every step alongside their talented brewing team. From our HQ outside of San Francisco to Stone's brewery and HQ in San Diego to many beers backstage at shows, the spirit of collaboration was powerful.

I hope the beer isn't as nauseating.



Classy.

[ldj]

I'm surprised it took them this long tbh, loads of metal bands have beers now, Maiden, Mastodon, Motorhead, Megadeth (Mustaine's probably delighted he got there before Metallica for once) etc.

[Cernunnos]

Looks like a can of the latest redbull type  energy drink. the set of it. 

Speaking of shit Merch, wasnt there Motorhead or Manowar vibrators ? 

[Born of Fire]

Don't know about vibrators but there definitely used to be Manowar condoms, The Warriors Shield 

[Pedrito]

Thought Hetfield was comlpletely dry? These lads would sell their fuking souls for a few dollars these days.

[Decaying Remains]

Slayer used to (may still do idk) sell grinders and rolling papers for all the smelly dudes in ratty cannibal corpse shirts who hang out at skate parks the world over to enjoy

[Kurt Cocaine]

Looks like a can of the latest redbull type  energy drink. the set of it. 

Speaking of shit Merch, wasnt there Motorhead or Manowar vibrators ? 

The Orgasmatron  a girl I know has one. Calls it 'Lemmy'. Loves the fucking thing. 

[Pentagrimes]

Looks like a can of the latest redbull type  energy drink. the set of it. 

Speaking of shit Merch, wasnt there Motorhead or Manowar vibrators ? 

I seem to remember a Ghost one as well. Which may or may not have been shaped like Papa Emeritus

[Cernunnos]

Looks like a can of the latest redbull type  energy drink. the set of it. 

Speaking of shit Merch, wasnt there Motorhead or Manowar vibrators ? 

The Orgasmatron  a girl I know has one. Calls it 'Lemmy'. Loves the fucking thing. 

haha Orgasmatron brilliant, now thats good Marketing 

[Cernunnos]

Don't know about vibrators but there definitely used to be Manowar condoms, The Warriors Shield 

Hammerfall also had Condoms with the release of Chapter V, on the box it said "Let the Hammer Stand" 

[Wiseblood]

Big Chief Chuck Billy and his Tomahawk Peace Pipe vape shite. Surely the chessiest merch choice ever.

"How" indeed...

[liamish]

Those 3d printed Opeth band figures. Who the fuck buys that shit?

[Trev]

https://shop.season-of-mist.com/morbid-angel-illud-divinum-insanus-wooden-triptych-foldout-box

Surprised they're still even selling them

[elektricat]

I hate it when bands sell branded shorts.

Why would anyone need a pair of slayer fucking shorts?

https://www.emp.ie/p/emp-signature-collection/372770.html#gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgongz73z3wIVipTtCh2KqQlVEAAYASAAEgIPz_D_BwE&wt_mc=sea.google.nonbrand.EMP_IE_DSA_All_webpages.924299414.47802591082..dsa-295317350131.b.m&start=26

[Anvil]

In Flames have a range of gins.

Dark Tranquillity have a beer.

I think Slayer have a red wine, amongst others. 

Selling alcohol is pretty popular amongst metal bands these days.