Pet Peeves

[astfgyl]

Jaysus, a bad night all round

[Carnage]

Oh it got worse. I was followed around all night by a lass I'd had an ill advised one night stand with a few years back. Fucking nutjob who wouldn't take the hint, even when we left that pub and went to our local. Had to sneak out the side door to get away.

[leatherface]

Old rocker youtubers complaining that "music isn't good anymore", "rock is dead" etc etc.

Jeeez, cancel your subscription to (*insert dinosaur magazine here") and do some research, plenty of good rock, good roll and good metal out there.

[open face surgery]

To make things worse, it was a pub I generally don't go to, I was only there for an accumulator draw, 20 grand prize money, and it was won by a complete fucking waster.

Yer both gambling. You don't deserve it anymore than him. Hon the waster, that's better than you at gambling, and now 20k richer.

[Eoin McLove]

I thought it was an April Fools joke but it seems Metal Archives have actually gotten rid of the style section of each band page so instead of saying, for example,  Black Metal it now just says Metal. For every fucking band! I'm still not entirety sure it's not a pisstake and it'll go back to normal, but if it's a permanent change it is totally moronic.

[Thorn]

Seems a little more random than their usual tomfoolery at this time of year but its got to be a joke surely, ...its like that thing when people say "ah sure its all just metal to me", drives me mad that, there are myriad styles under the umbrella term Metal ferchrissake, cant be all just lumped together.

[Eoin McLove]

Looks like it was an April Fool. I was scuppered by the time difference here 

[Carnage]

Went out and sprayed the weeds earlier, long overdue. Despite all the fine weather we've been having lately I hadn't had a chance to do it, but an hour after I finally do it, the fucking cunting rain starts. That was the last of the Round Up I had, too.

[Thorn]

I've decided on a scorched earth policy from the start this year, 10/15 mins a day rather than the fucking jungle I ended up hacking into last Summer.

[Mower Liberation Front]

I've decided on a scorched earth policy from the start this year, 10/15 mins a day rather than the fucking jungle I ended up hacking into last Summer.

Why not go for a proper scorched earth policy instead?  Burn it all.

[Thorn]

 I love the smell of Napalm in the morning

[son of the Morrigan]

Went out and sprayed the weeds earlier, long overdue. Despite all the fine weather we've been having lately I hadn't had a chance to do it, but an hour after I finally do it, the fucking cunting rain starts. That was the last of the Round Up I had, too.

Prepare yourself for a shock when ya go to buy some roundup man.
I paid 90 for 5 litres two months ago, think it was 40 last year, and I hear its gone up again since.
Also roundup, pathclear and the like are pure shite the last few years since the glyphosphate directive came in. It doesn't work half as well as it used to.

[Carnage]

I noticed that myself, some of the off the shelf weedkillers are more effective. Just today my uncle said the same thing about the price, that what he paid €17 for last year was north of €80 the other day. Fuck that.

[Mower Liberation Front]

James Corden's continuing existence.

[son of the Morrigan]

Where the fuck have all the thin/in-shape/fit Irish women gone?
I know some lads like their women to be a bit on the meaty side but I cant be doing with it, I like my women tight and fit, and looking for an Irish woman who fits that discription these days is like looking for teeth in a hens gob.
What the fuck is going on, is it the pill, diet, lifestyle,or all of the above, or what the fuck?