Pet Peeves

[Caomhaoin]

Chris will back me up, you need to import one from Spain. The quality of the fanny here is unbelievable.

Tagging and graffiti in nice residential areas. Fuckin' knackers. Piss off and paint on waste ground or in railway sidings. Always that same cringey bubble writing aswell. Where are the shades to rough these pricks up? Should be made scrub it off with a toothbrush if caught.

[son of the Morrigan]

Ah yeah, the Polish women seem to keep themselves in great shape too for the most part.
I've my eye out for an Irish woman though, I've a thick west of Ireland accent and its a pain in the hole trying to explain myself to foreign women who don't understand a word I say, also my hilarious wit and comical anecdotes are wasted on them.
Irish women are the best women in the world pound for pound, they just seem to have piled too many of those pounds on over the last ten or twenty years for some reason.

[The Heretic]

I always wanted a Cork woman growing up....never actually got one long term but I had one on holidays abroad....it was great!

[son of the Morrigan]

They breed them well in Cork allright, always had a soft spot for Donegal women myself and no more than yourself only got the one opportunity many years ago which is fondly remembered.
Ya cant go wrong with women from counties along the western seaboard really, proper Irish women, unlike their la di da, brit loving, "I'm so precious" eastern counterparts. (I'm joking there about eastern women in case anyone gets offended), (kinda).

[Necro Red]

Where the fuck have all the thin/in-shape/fit Irish women gone?
I know some lads like their women to be a bit on the meaty side but I cant be doing with it, I like my women tight and fit, and looking for an Irish woman who fits that discription these days is like looking for teeth in a hens gob.
What the fuck is going on, is it the pill, diet, lifestyle,or all of the above, or what the fuck?

Have ya tried social dating apps lad? Been a few years since I've had to use one, but when I did it was all thin 
good looking  makeup artist ones on it

[Eoin McLove]

Where the fuck have all the thin/in-shape/fit Irish women gone?
I know some lads like their women to be a bit on the meaty side but I cant be doing with it, I like my women tight and fit, and looking for an Irish woman who fits that discription these days is like looking for teeth in a hens gob.
What the fuck is going on, is it the pill, diet, lifestyle,or all of the above, or what the fuck?

Have ya tried social dating apps lad? Been a few years since I've had to use one, but when I did it was all thin 
good looking  makeup artist ones on it

And what did the chicks look like?

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

 

[son of the Morrigan]

Where the fuck have all the thin/in-shape/fit Irish women gone?
I know some lads like their women to be a bit on the meaty side but I cant be doing with it, I like my women tight and fit, and looking for an Irish woman who fits that discription these days is like looking for teeth in a hens gob.
What the fuck is going on, is it the pill, diet, lifestyle,or all of the above, or what the fuck?

Have ya tried social dating apps lad? Been a few years since I've had to use one, but when I did it was all thin 
good looking  makeup artist ones on it

Where the fuck have all the thin/in-shape/fit Irish women gone?
I know some lads like their women to be a bit on the meaty side but I cant be doing with it, I like my women tight and fit, and looking for an Irish woman who fits that discription these days is like looking for teeth in a hens gob.
What the fuck is going on, is it the pill, diet, lifestyle,or all of the above, or what the fuck?

Have ya tried social dating apps lad? Been a few years since I've had to use one, but when I did it was all thin 
good looking  makeup artist ones on it

No man, I don't have a smart phone and I have no intention of ever getting one.

[Hellyeah]

Where the fuck have all the thin/in-shape/fit Irish women gone?
I know some lads like their women to be a bit on the meaty side but I cant be doing with it, I like my women tight and fit, and looking for an Irish woman who fits that discription these days is like looking for teeth in a hens gob.
What the fuck is going on, is it the pill, diet, lifestyle,or all of the above, or what the fuck?

Agreed, loads of moths were I work all irish, half my age. Out 5 nights a week on the pints and the smokes. All in tatters. But they think there gods gift.
I'd hit them all right,  but with a shovel. ??

[son of the Morrigan]

 

[Thorn]

Moth? What's this now?

[Eoin McLove]

It's like a butterfly but way more scaldy.

[Hellyeah]

It's like a butterfly but way more scaldy.

🤣🤣

[Thorn]

Ah, it's out all night right, I get it, scaldy hoors

[Carnage]

Is there something big on in Dublin on Sunday week (22nd)? Got stung for €200 for a hotel room, not quite the best I could do but only by a few quid.