Pet Peeves

[leatherface]

People (mostly young people) listening to music in public with their phones and this horrible tinny sounding noise all over the place, auto tune music mostly. Have you people not heard of headphones? Or even decent speakers to play music out of? Or is this some kind of public service I wasn't aware of?

[Blackout]

People (mostly young people) listening to music in public with their phones and this horrible tinny sounding noise all over the place, auto tune music mostly. Have you people not heard of headphones? Or even decent speakers to play music out of? Or is this some kind of public service I wasn't aware of?

Not as bad as those vegans with their vegan podcasts.

[Caomhaoin]

People (mostly young people) listening to music in public with their phones and this horrible tinny sounding noise all over the place, auto tune music mostly. Have you people not heard of headphones? Or even decent speakers to play music out of? Or is this some kind of public service I wasn't aware of?

Yeah that's headwrecking, especially if you're in a bus or something and it's not just some spa walking past you.

Regarding vegans, it's an admirable lifestyle, let them off, who gives a fuck? Reputation for being preachy is like the Scots being tight arsed...no smoke without fire but largely a claim without merit.

My Mrs is a big animal lover and screeched the house down once when I kicked the cat (fully justified) up the arse, but is totally deaf to the truth that the lovely grub we enjoy comes from fairly horrendous sources. That's more frustrating to me than some lad who eats lentils and protein shakes. 

[Blackout]

Vegan sounds like vagina. Bunch of pussys the lot of them.

[Ollkiller]

A new one. The IMDB comments and rating section. Which i frequent for years as normally the user reviews are sane and the ratings near enough spot on. I go with over a 7 for a film and 8 for a tv show and you're nearly guaranteed a good watch.

Now for a new tv show or film I have to wait a few weeks before the marking for a new film or tv show is correct because of fucking imbeciles coming in and giving a rating of 1 because there's a gay person, a woman or someone other fucking nonsense in the film that offends them even though the film or tv show is savage. Fuck the fuck off you absolute cunts.

[son of the Morrigan]

I had the displeasure of spending a night in the pub a few years ago being berated by a vegan clown because she heard I was involved in farming.
She called me a mass murderer, accused me of genocide and compared me to Herr Hitler.
She finally shut the fuck up when I pointed out that the wine she was guzzling wasn't vegan as they use egg whites, gelatin and fish protein in the clarification process.
She didn't stop drinking it either the silly cunt, apparently her grip on her strongly held beliefs weakened when it came to booze.
It did cross my mind to ask her how she was fixed for a ride later on in the night as she was a good looking woman to be fair to her but luckily I remembered she probably had brittle bones from the veganism and the last thing I needed was a whining bitch with a broken pelvis on my hands, so I went for a burger instead.

[Blackout]

I had the displeasure of spending a night in the pub a few years ago being berated by a vegan clown because she heard I was involved in farming.
She called me a mass murderer, accused me of genocide and compared me to Herr Hitler.
She finally shut the fuck up when I pointed out that the wine she was guzzling wasn't vegan as they use egg whites, gelatin and fish protein in the clarification process.
She didn't stop drinking it either the silly cunt, apparently her grip on her strongly held beliefs weakened when it came to booze.
It did cross my mind to ask her how she was fixed for a ride later on in the night as she was a good looking woman to be fair to her but luckily I remembered she probably had brittle bones from the veganism and the last thing I needed was a whining bitch with a broken pelvis on my hands, so I went for a burger instead.

 

[Caomhaoin]

giving a rating of 1 because there's a gay person

Yeah but that's fair enough though.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

A new one. The IMDB comments and rating section. Which i frequent for years as normally the user reviews are sane and the ratings near enough spot on. I go with over a 7 for a film and 8 for a tv show and you're nearly guaranteed a good watch.

Now for a new tv show or film I have to wait a few weeks before the marking for a new film or tv show is correct because of fucking imbeciles coming in and giving a rating of 1 because there's a gay person, a woman or someone other fucking nonsense in the film that offends them even though the film or tv show is savage. Fuck the fuck off you absolute cunts.

You always get absolute muppets with online reviews.
"I haven't received it yet, but it's exactly what I'm looking for!" 5 stars
"This book wouldn't open for me on Kindle." 0 stars

[Carnage]

Being woken up at 5 AM by a nosebleed.

[Kurt Cocaine]

Being woken up at 5 AM by a nosebleed.

That's an awful thing to call your missus...

[Carnage]

That's more in the 'ballache' area...

[Pentagrimes]

The word "bro".

[Kurt Cocaine]

You must love the Freewheelers 

[Ollkiller]

The word "bro".

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