Pet Peeves

[Eoin McLove]

Even the name Rob triggers me. It's just too close for comfort.

[Giggles]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dubstep DJ Rob

Dubstep DJ Rob who?

Dubstep DJ Robwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwob

[Carnage]

I don't know the background to it but that gave me a good laugh. 

[Caomhaoin]

Sports commentators calling the players by their Christian names like they are cousins or something.

[Carnage]

That and supporters referring to their team of choice in the first person. 'We' played well etc. No, you didn't, they did. Dick.

[Caomhaoin]

I remember watching that Ireland v Argentina match in 2015 (a traumatic experience in itself) and the Irish fans there were some of the biggest spoofing goons I ever heard in my life. The scutter coming out of their mouths  'play up goish, we have to secure territory'. Timpiste and the boys, as Stout would say.

Rugby is a better sport than soccer but it's a no brainer which fans you'd rather have a scoopín with.

[Carnage]

Soccer isn't a sport, it's a game.

The Fintan and Maurice element of the rugby crowd, with their Heino and Indo bullshit can fuck off eternally, the local heads are generally alright. Soccer heads are insufferable though, almost as bad as GAA heads.

[Caomhaoin]

Hi! I'm a GAA head! The type who wears Kilkenny tracksuit bottoms on holiday

[Carnage]

It's the endless fucking analysis that drives me nuts. Glued to The Sunday Game in awe. It doesn't matter!

Hurling is just about alright still but football is gone to shit, more volleyball than anything else. Unwatchable.

[Caomhaoin]

The Sky Sports coverage of GAA, especially Hurling, is fucking embarrassing. Nobody cares about the intricate shit. I played hurling all the way through school and none of that bollocks was ever uttered. Beat your man, be brave, pull hard. Endy story.

[Kurt Cocaine]

Not a peeve per se, but I pities the young people nowadays and the shit storm involved in trying to go out for a decent night's craic...

https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/petition-demands-mandatory-search-nightclubs-22087686

Spikers should have their nads chopped off...

[ldj]

Until someone gets arrested/charged I'm hesitant to actually believe that is actually happening, to inject someone with a drug without them noticing sounds ridiculously implausible.

[Kurt Cocaine]

It's why you should always carry a wee wrap of shpeed with ya at all times... 

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

There are no official reports of this happening in Ireland yet but [...] everyone is at risk.

[Carnage]

Cutting the nail on my big toe too short. Fucking digging in with every step.