Pet Peeves

[Pedrito]

Struggling to find a week away in Ireland for this summer. Most of the country is booked out or is a shithole.

And also should add in the extortion factor. May persevere anyway, not like there is much choice.

It's a balls man, Irish greed. Fuck them and their shamrocks and shenanigans!
I've a Peugeot Expert van and we're always away in it for trips around the country. The back holds a double mattress, 28 litre cool box (electrical connection in back door post) and a handy wee two ring gas stove. Plenty of room for our spare clothes and hiking gear too. Just perfect....
Always getting admiring/jealous glances when we're cooking breakfast on various beaches and beauty spots. 
And the great thing is that whenever the weather turns to shit we can always turn on our heels and head home. We're not obliged to stay at the hotel or B&B "because we paid a fortune for it"....
We have mates all over the country too so we'll usually pop by their gaffs for a bit craic and and overnight stay, which is nice....

Is that the Ted Bundy setup you got going on there? Sounds comfy

[The Heretic]

Piers Morgan....a complete prick..

[son of the Morrigan]

Piers Morgan is indeed a complete prick, but when it comes to tan broadcasters there is only one king cunt, and that cunt is Jeremy Kyle.
If there was ever a jaw wanted breaking Its that insufferable, unbearable, intolerable cunt Kyles.

[The Heretic]

Piers Morgan is indeed a complete prick, but when it comes to tan broadcasters there is only one king cunt, and that cunt is Jeremy Kyle.
If there was ever a jaw wanted breaking Its that insufferable, unbearable, intolerable cunt Kyles.

I've only ever seen Kyle that show he had where he'd bring on ones to ridicule. So by comparison he looked/sounded half normal. But it has to be the lowest form of TV and an in depth analysis isn't required to deduce that a poor social background and lack of prospects was the root cause of most of their issues. At least Jerry Springer got the joke...Kyle came across like he was training a dog he didn't particular like not to shit on the carpet...

[ochoill]

One of the cats decided to piss all over my records and record player the other night.  Only just got the whole thing cleaned and tested this morning.  Luckily most of the records she got were in plastic sleeves, and I caught it quick so I could clean them, but there's a couple stained forever from it.  Sumac and Swans gatefolds got the worst.  The player and preamp soaked through too but I cleaned them off and left them in the sun to dry, reassembled and tested it this morning and it all works thank fuck.

Taking her to the vet to make sure there's nothing wrong with her / it's just behavioural rather than medical, which it very likely is, but a fuckin pain in the hole all the same.

[son of the Morrigan]

Jaysus, a pain in the hole is an understatement.
I shared a house with a girl years ago who had a cat, I'm fond of cats myself and it was a grand wee cat, Bandit was her name and we got on mighty.
I was having a sup of tea one summers morning before going to work and I opened the window to let a bit of air into the house, in jumps the bauld Bandit, vomits on the floor beside me and promptly jumps back out the window. The wee cunt came in to vomit.
Our relationship was never the same after that.

[Caomhaoin]

I have two cats and that pissing craic happens now and again. I have to be very careful when washing the quilt cover because the bare quilt has been sprayed that many times I'm that close up just getting rid of both the fuckers.

[ochoill]

Jaysus, a pain in the hole is an understatement.
I shared a house with a girl years ago who had a cat, I'm fond of cats myself and it was a grand wee cat, Bandit was her name and we got on mighty.
I was having a sup of tea one summers morning before going to work and I opened the window to let a bit of air into the house, in jumps the bauld Bandit, vomits on the floor beside me and promptly jumps back out the window. The wee cunt came in to vomit.
Our relationship was never the same after that.

This is complete cat behaviour, unreal lol.  Had a fantastic experience one night where one cat woke me up eating plastic but I couldn't find her, or the plastic she was eating, anywhere near the bedroom.  Ignored it.  Next morning she starts yowling out of nowhere and vomits up bits of white bag along with most of her food onto the carpet in front of me.  Fucks sake, at least she got the plastic up I thought.  Went to get something to clean it and when I came back, she's still getting sick but the other cat is waiting beside her, eating it back up as it comes out.  Rotten fuckers.  I scared the second cat away from the puke, she climbs up on the armchair, proceeds to puke the regurgitated bags back up almost instantly into the middle of the chair.  Some sport.  I love them all the same though.

[ochoill]

I have two cats and that pissing craic happens now and again. I have to be very careful when washing the quilt cover because the bare quilt has been sprayed that many times I'm that close up just getting rid of both the fuckers.

It's shite when it does happen, and nearly fuckin impossible to pin down why too.  This one has a habit of pissing everywhere when anything changes at all in the house, definitely some sort of fuckin anxiety, because god forbid I get a normal cat.  I'm too soft to even consider getting rid of them so it's the joy of figuring it out instead.  Vet said it's not medical at least (pending one other check) so it's a few days of watching them both like a hawk and trying to see what upset her this time.

[son of the Morrigan]

This is complete cat behaviour, unreal lol.  Had a fantastic experience one night where one cat woke me up eating plastic but I couldn't find her, or the plastic she was eating, anywhere near the bedroom.  Ignored it.  Next morning she starts yowling out of nowhere and vomits up bits of white bag along with most of her food onto the carpet in front of me.  Fucks sake, at least she got the plastic up I thought.  Went to get something to clean it and when I came back, she's still getting sick but the other cat is waiting beside her, eating it back up as it comes out.  Rotten fuckers.  I scared the second cat away from the puke, she climbs up on the armchair, proceeds to puke the regurgitated bags back up almost instantly into the middle of the chair.  Some sport.  I love them all the same though.
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Fucking quality!!

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Fuck all that for a laugh; yiz are mental! 

[Carnage]

TV licence due. Robbery for all we get out of it.

[The Heretic]

TV licence due. Robbery for all we get out of it.

I stopped paying that years ago.....although I know its not possible for everyone depending on individual circumstances....its a blatant rip off though...its money for fuck all in today's modern era of entertainer....

[Kurt Cocaine]

TV licence due. Robbery for all we get out of it.

I stopped paying that years ago.....although I know its not possible for everyone depending on individual circumstances....its a blatant rip off though...its money for fuck all in today's modern era of entertainer....

Yep, fuck that shite. Don't engage with them if they come about your property. They can't do anything except send you the warning notices.

[son of the Morrigan]

TV licence due. Robbery for all we get out of it.

5 mins. of ads every 15 mins. of whatever shite program they have on repeat for the last 5 years is what we get out of it, more money for RTE to pay Tubridy, Darcy, et al. fortunes to propagate propaganda and spout support for the official government line.
Fucking state broadcaster, Geobbels could only dream.