Pet Peeves

[Carnage]

Yeah, my sister got something yesterday that she ordered before any sign of a lockdown or before the situation got serious at all. It was only coming fron the UK too.

I asked for a refund, no response so I'm putting in a claim.

[Juggz]

A load of straplocks I ordered from Aliexpress back in February (or possibly late January) arrived today 😂

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs

[Caomhaoin]

Have a holiday booked to Thailand and Cambodia for the first two weeks of August, for which I paid 1100 as a deposit, with 2500 remaining to be paid (it's a package thing). I was understandably concerned about not getting into the gaff, so when I called asking to change the destination or to cancel, they told me, and I quote (this is amazing) -

'Cancellation administration costs are €3600. Destination change is not possible at this stage'

FUCK OFF YE CUNTS

[Kurt Cocaine]

Have a holiday booked to Thailand and Cambodia for the first two weeks of August, for which I paid 1100 as a deposit, with 2500 remaining to be paid (it's a package thing). I was understandably concerned about not getting into the gaff, so when I called asking to change the destination or to cancel, they told me, and I quote (this is amazing) -

'Cancellation administration costs are €3600. Destination change is not possible at this stage'

FUCK OFF YE CUNTS

That's what you get for being a big smelly racist Father Kev.... 

[Emphyrio]

Fuckin pikeys.

Pikey wan of about 14 in the pizza shop.

"How much is the 4 seasons deal?" (2 pizzas, 2 chips, bottle of coke + 4 dips)

"€20"

"Lovely, so I'd be able to give you a tenner to get that with only one pizza"

"No"

"How much is one pizza?"

"€10"

"So can I get the 4 seasons deal, with one pizza for €10?"

I couldn't tell if it was a form of haggling or did she genuinely not understand the concept of a meal deal. She looked like a walnut in her tan, and too tight tshirt twisted to reveal far too much skin which was a vulgar display of pikey.

[Caomhaoin]

The Alt-Right don't get their money back. Or go on their jollies.

[mugz]

Have a holiday booked to Thailand and Cambodia for the first two weeks of August, for which I paid 1100 as a deposit, with 2500 remaining to be paid (it's a package thing). I was understandably concerned about not getting into the gaff, so when I called asking to change the destination or to cancel, they told me, and I quote (this is amazing) -

'Cancellation administration costs are €3600. Destination change is not possible at this stage'

FUCK OFF YE CUNTS

That's what you get for being a big smelly racist Father Kev.... 

I wouldn't be able to devote myself full time to the old racism now Father

[hellfire]

Have a holiday booked to Thailand and Cambodia for the first two weeks of August, for which I paid 1100 as a deposit, with 2500 remaining to be paid (it's a package thing). I was understandably concerned about not getting into the gaff, so when I called asking to change the destination or to cancel, they told me, and I quote (this is amazing) -

'Cancellation administration costs are €3600. Destination change is not possible at this stage'

FUCK OFF YE CUNTS

Offer to pay it and go? If they can't provide it they will have to refund you.

[Caomhaoin]

I'm going to pay it, but if I can't go, god knows how long I'll be waiting for the money back, and can't book anything else in the meantime.

[astfgyl]

Do you live in a roasting hot country with beaches by any chance?

Just shiting, but think of those of us who will be in a caravan on the west coast of ireland for a week with no telly while you are waiting for your refund.

I do get the peeve though, they are trying to do you like a kipper

[hellfire]

Do you live in a roasting hot country with beaches by any chance?

Just shiting, but think of those of us who will be in a caravan on the west coast of ireland for a week with no telly while you are waiting for your refund.

I do get the peeve though, they are trying to do you like a kipper

There isn't as broad a selection of ladyboys/ impoverished hookers in Spain for him. Seriously, I'd be pissed too. Not small change he's talking about.

[Giggles]

'Cancellation administration costs are €3600. Destination change is not possible at this stage'

FUCK OFF YE CUNTS

Is it def 3600 euro and not 3600 baht? Cos 3600 baht is only about 100 euro

[Caomhaoin]

No, there are flights there and back, 5 internal flights and 14 nights in 5 star hotels. It's not baht sadly

[Ducky]

Seeing people out in the pissing rain with over the ear headphones. Doubly so when they're worn outside a hat that'll keep them dry. They're not waterproof, lads.

Same buckos will be back up in Currys saying "I bought these a few months ago and now they don't work". Dopes.

[Scáthach]

Getting a flood of inspiration, then when I go to record a demo my gear keeps cutting out on me.
Fuckity fuck!
Whether it's the laptop or Windows, recording or sim software, or just hardware getting senile, I can't figure out.
The song(s) are about the Hellfire Club, so maybe I'm just cursed