Pet Peeves

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

I do have a general genre split too: classical/jazz/folk/trad, rock & pop, and then, three times bigger than the other two combined, metal. Herself would go mad if she had to flick through a load of satanic noise every time she was looking for something to listen to 

[Snare]

Join me for Lunch and Learn next Monday on how to store your records 

[Bürggermeister]

I can knock up some slides for you with some fairly happening pie charts based on a comprehensive metric breakdown, really help get the message across.

[Mower Liberation Front]

  I know by instinct where everything is. Sorta.
Actually started  to alphabetise once last year and got as far as B and said fuck it. Life's too short. And there's a lot of books to read.

You're like those clicheed old archivist guys who know where everything is. "Deathrace King? Ah yes, yes, just down aisle five, walk down to you get to subsection 3, turn right, and it'll be there. Shelf 4, on the right, beside the Ark of the covenant. If you see Older... Budweiser, you've gone too far"

[Thorn]

 

[Eoin McLove]

A pair of black shorts. A big dribble of toothpaste right down the crotch. I don't know what they put into toothpaste (is it cement?), but scrub as I may I still look like a cum-stained public disgrace.

[Born of Fire]

A pair of black shorts. A big dribble of toothpaste right down the crotch. I don't know what they put into toothpaste (is it cement?), but scrub as I may I still look like a cum-stained public disgrace.

The old toothpaste excuse 

[Born of Fire]

Went to Lidl yesterday to buy an impact gun they had on offer. There was supposed to be a charger and battery included.

4 units left in stock and every one of them had had the battery stolen from the box. Why are people such scummy cunts

[The Great Cull]

A pair of black shorts. A big dribble of toothpaste right down the crotch. I don't know what they put into toothpaste (is it cement?), but scrub as I may I still look like a cum-stained public disgrace.

Better than the cum stain up the back of the shorts all the same 

[Mooncat]

A pair of black shorts. A big dribble of toothpaste right down the crotch. I don't know what they put into toothpaste (is it cement?), but scrub as I may I still look like a cum-stained public disgrace.

Better than the cum stain up the back of the shorts all the same 

He never did mention whose mouth the toothpaste came from...

[Eoin McLove]

Mouth?

[The Heretic]

What is about farming suppliers (the local place where farmers go to buy feedstuff, general farming stuff etc etc ), they are the most miserable fucking places on earth! Unless you go in there looking you've had your hand up a cows arse all day they look at you with complete and utter contempt, barely give you more than one word answers behind their covid area protective counter screens. Miserable shower of unhelpful cunts. And why the fuck can't they fill in their swimming pool sized potholed entrances? Fuck off!

[Goosebumples]

Few groups out clogging the motorways this morning to protest fuel prices. As a commuter I am empathetic to the cause, but I don't see what this has done aside from piss off others also feeling the pinch. Took me over 2 hours to drive 60km...wonderful start to the week 

[Eoin McLove]

Trump will shit his fucking pants when he hears about this.

[Bürggermeister]

It makes perfect sense when you think about it. What better way to say fuel scarcity, brought about by American warmongering, has made it too expensive than by needlessly burning loads of it which you will inevitably have to replace at a cost you say is too much? Traditional, too, emulating the famous victims of the oul great hunger who destroyed potatoes in protest that there weren't enough potatoes.