Simple Pleasures

[Kunt 4 Life]

Once again sitting in the only cubicle in the men's toilets on this floor, killing time on my phone. Then hearing the main door open, followed by a frustrated sigh as some poor fucker has to find somewhere else to shit. 

[DeletedUsermNqGIiIuGy]

Once again sitting in the only cubicle in the men's toilets on this floor, killing time on my phone. Then hearing the main door open, followed by a frustrated sigh as some poor fucker has to find somewhere else to shit. 

Glorious  cuntery altogether

[Caomhaoin]

I had a Swedish massage off an auld one at the hotel before I checked out this morning. I always thought it was a bit , you know, gay getting a massage but unreal hi. Absolute and total relaxation, and the strangest thoughts came to my mind like a dream, Henry Shefflin, Neville Bartos from Chopper, the goulash I had eaten earlier, and all me troubles melted away. 100 notes but fuck it, never experienced anything like it. Told the bird she may do a course and learn how to do it properly, get a few flagons of oil and all that. She got fierce nippy over it, just a friendly suggestion.

[Emphyrio]

Did you make sure you specified twas an aulde wan? Any ambiguity there and you're asking for trouble.

[Caomhaoin]

She just happened to be an auld wan. I was half expecting her to offer me 'extras', never came to pass though.

[DeletedUsermNqGIiIuGy]

"A BIT GAY" 

Have had a few over the years (non happy ending related ones).  I had one from a reflexologist and jesus I floated out of the place. Literally felt stoned walking around and annoyingly happy.

[Emphyrio]

Think I'd be a little peeved if I wasn't at least offered "a little extra".

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

Think I'd be a little peeved if I wasn't at least offered "a little extra".

#metoo

[Emphyrio]

Think I'd be a little peeved if I wasn't at least offered "a little extra".

#metoo

Now, I wouldn't request it. Or expose my balls or anything...

[Don Gately]

A Soapy I believe

[Doctor Crippen]

The cigarette I'm having with my cup of tea after two bacon sandwiches, simple pleasure altogether

[Juggz]

England losing in the Six Nations. Petty, I know, but always delicious.

[Carnage]

Fuck, I recorded it and am just at half time now. 

[Juggz]

   Ah balls, sorry man. It's a great second half, regardless.

[Carnage]

Yeah, I watched it anyway, I wouldn't have expected them to have won it the way they were playing. They had a go, though.