Metal Pet Peeves

[blessed1]

https://www.bookdepository.com/King-Diamond-Abigail-Dan-Watters/9781940878911

There's a graphic novel of Abigail so there ya go!

[Pentagrimes]

https://www.bookdepository.com/King-Diamond-Abigail-Dan-Watters/9781940878911

There's a graphic novel of Abigail so there ya go!

Holy shit!!Cheers for the heads up.

[Crow]

New Primordial incoming?

[Crow]

His lyrics on Wolf Moon were excellent

In the light of the day
You can hear the old ones say
Was the sound last night the wind?
Can you feel the change begin?

By the fall of the snow
A single soul will go
The footsteps on the white
There's an unholy light

There's a hole in the sky
Something evil's passing by
What's to come when the siren calls you go
To run with the wolf?


The 28th day
She'll be bleeding again
And in lupine ways
We'll alleviate the pain

Unholy water
Sanguine addiction
Those silver bullets
A last blood benediction

It is her moon time
When there's iron in the air
A rusted essence
Woman may I know you're there

Hey wolf moon
Come cast your spell on me
Hey wolf moon
Come cast your spell on me

That fucked me up to be honest. I was mentally singing the Dio bits in Pete Steele's voice to the tune of Wolf Moon. 'This feels weird, but yeah...'

Of fucking course it's Run With the Wolf JFC. Shame on me!

[CorkonianHunger]

What a disgrace haha, is that a photoshopped tattoo on the right?

[Eoin McLove]

The tattoo is real. They photoshopped the bro around it.

[The Heretic]

The tattoo is real. They photoshopped the bro around it.

He's trying hard to flex non existent muscles..

[Eoin McLove]

I dunno, fair bit of meat around the kneecaps.

[Bürggermeister]

The fetish for calling unrelated band cunts "brothers". Unless you share jizz or the egg originator, you're not fucken brothers. You're a bunch of cunts in a rehearsal room who usually can't fucking stand each other.

[son of the Morrigan]

Have ya never heard of a brotherhood?
I do find it a bit annoying though, no more than yourself, but I can put up with it.
Any cunt that calls me or anyone else "bro" though should be tied to a gate and shot in the bag with balls of their own shite.

[Eoin McLove]

Shot with individual balls of shite from a bag or shot with an entire bag that is filled with balls of shite?

[Caomhaoin]

The shocking standard of Graves at Sea lyrics. They have some belters of choons, but god almighty they make Chris Barnes' ridiculous SFU scribblings look like Siegfried Sassoon.

[Despondent_Soul2]

People not reading the original post in forum threads before posting in them.

Also I'll go one further than Juggz: Bullet belts. Of all the ridiculous metal fashion accessories these are the lamest-you dont have a gun and unless you're Lemmy or Sarcofago in 1987,you look like an absolute twat. If you absolutely insist on wearing one then go the whole hog and wear a sombrero and poncho as well you fucking poser.

The utterly weird business like approach some (particularly Northern) bands on this island have. Treat your music like a product and itll be discarded as such because its utterly disposable. "Professional" metal in this country is ridiculous.

Yep 'scene' in North is an absolute joke. Always has been

[Bürggermeister]

The weird upswing headbanging technique which seems to be compulsory for all female singers in metal bands.

[Giggles]

Upswing headbanging is sexy as fuck and is second only to sideways head shaking:

https://youtu.be/adzzQcPGNwQ