Quote from: Eoin McLove on September 13, 2019, 08:35:44 PM
Suppose it kind of makes up for your failed attempt at making it with the band you played in but refuse to name. Swings and roundabouts.

you had to bring that up again haha, everytime i see cryptic stench post i always wonder about this covers band he was in.

also i think kurt cocaine is justin from metalireland.
mr magic mushroom man himself

I came here expecting Cryptic's review of the new track to be already burning a hole in my screen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dol9afjkDV0


Never thought I'd hear 'Pussy little memes' uttered in a metal song.

Looks like there's no "official" lyrics yet, but someone's given it a go:

Quote[Chorus]
One life, one will
Black heart, black still
Ignore the hate, it's do or die motherfucker, die motherfucker
(This is your time)
My hate is real, this fire it kills
No other choice, it's do or die motherfucker, die

[Verse 1]
I don't give a fuck about your haters and your hate
You assholes better duck, I'm coming swinging out the gate
There's not a metal band I ain't influenced, now I'm calling out the judas
Every band's the fucking same
And all I hear, is all you bitches commenting your chatter
We'll do it over, [?] you hated Bastards
Cause [?] make your sick, your mind is made before it is muted, hear a fucking thing
We're not Chimaira, nor Strapping Young Lad
You wanna hate it but you need it so bad
This ain't just a paycheck to pay self [?]
Machine Head's in my fucking veins

[Chorus 2]
One life, one will
Black heart, black still
Ignore the hate, it's do or die motherfucker, die motherfucker
(This is your time)
My hate is real, this fire it kills
No other choice, it's do or die motherfucker, die motherfucker

[Verse 2]
I don't give a fuck about your stupid little scene
Reaction videos and all your pussy little memes
How many fucking bands I gotta bury, say a prayer to Mother Mary
Welcome to the slaughterhouse
I hear your motherfuckers talk, talk, talk
[?]
See, I'm one in a billion, I'll fucking kill million
[?] imitators step into the terror dome

[Chorus 3]
One life, one will
Black heart, black still
Ignore the hate, it's do or die motherfucker, die motherfucker
(This is your time)
My hate is real, this fire it kills
No going back, it's do or die motherfucker, die motherfucker

Die motherfucker, die

[Breakdown]
I'm fucked up in the head
Pitch black, everything's shed
I'm fucked up in the head
Don't fucking push me, all I see is blood red
I tried to warn you, my demons will eat you alive
Shred you to pieces, one hundred thousand fucking knives
My soul is septic, dripping lead
That's why I'm fucked up in the head

Agh, go

You motherfuckers talk, talk, talk
[?]
The burning infection, the lethal injection, that'll put you in a coffin, bury you and walk on off into the night

[Final Chorus]
One life, one will
Black heart, black still
No giving in, it's do or die motherfucker, die motherfucker
(This is your time)
My hate is real, this fire it kills
No quitting now, it's do or die motherfucker, die.

MACHINE FUCKIN' HEAD!

Fucking hell that is cringe. Can't believe Vogg is in the band, weird.

"We're not Chimaira, nor Strapping Young Lad"

And also not Barney, nor ice cream trucks 🤣🤣


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GttaK8kbuME

Quote from: keeper of kalessin on October 11, 2019, 03:00:14 PM
Fucking hell that is cringe. Can't believe Vogg is in the band, weird.
I'm guessing it's like Jeff Loomis in Arch Enemy and he's happy to collect a steady paycheque for a few years

For Vogg, he'll probably earn more a better pay check on a single tour with MH than he would in the last few years with decapitated.

Terrible stuff, you would have thought that whole reunion with the original line up doing the first album might have helped him come up with lyrics that don't sound like something your wrote on the back of your copy book in school!

Quote from: The Butcher on October 11, 2019, 03:09:13 PM
"We're not Chimaira, nor Strapping Young Lad"

And also not Barney, nor ice cream trucks 🤣🤣


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GttaK8kbuME

Brilliant! Barney has more fucking credibility than that cunt these days.

Am I the only person left in the country who still likes Machinehead?

You can see why threads like this exist when Flynn continues to pen such utterly cringe worthy lyrics. The guys ego is completely out of control. And what the hell is he going on about Chimaira and Strapping Young Lad for? I don't think either of them are even going these days.