Random Thoughts

[Eoin McLove]

I'd murder a KitKat.

[astfgyl]

In the public toilets and the shite that the last fella left won't flush. A real good floater like a balsa wood shit or something.

Anyway, was wondering if shitting down on top of his shit should be a feeling of dominance or subservience.

Hopefully one of ye will get back soon as I can't hold this forever and need to know how to deal with it mentally. I don't mind feeling bad or good but I want to be ready

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

 

Can't help you regarding dominance or subservience, but I would feel pretty hesitant about shitting on a shit in a water toilet... just the thought of getting splash-back from that is making me skin crawl!

[Emphyrio]

On a semi related point... Are we ever going to get to the point where paper becomes such a scarce resource that big roll becomes either a luxury product or is phased out altogether. Basically, are we ever gonna go full Demolition Man?

[astfgyl]

Once we get the 3 shells figured out the world will finally be saved.

Life is sort of becoming a tribute to the future as laid out in Demolition Man as it is so hopefully it'll feel like a natural progression when it comes and we won't be too wistful for the feeling of soft tissue on shitty sphincter and all the associated wars and famines and drought and tsunamis that inevitably must come with the physical wiping of the hole

[ochoill]

Ye still use paper?  Fuck sake, I've been ripping bits off cereal boxes for the past few years now.  If you give them a bit of a run under the cold tap first it softens them up a bit

[Caomhaoin]

Isn't that what the little mini sink in the jacks is for, washing your arse? I got one in when I got my apartment renovated but it's never been used.

Any users here?

[Emphyrio]

Ye still use paper?  Fuck sake, I've been ripping bits off cereal boxes for the past few years now.  If you give them a bit of a run under the cold tap first it softens them up a bit

I imagine a cardboard shortage will coincide with a paper one but at least you're willing to branch out.

[Carnage]

Branches, the real man's arsewipe.

[Emphyrio]

That bark is very rough.

[astfgyl]

Well what's the worst you've had to use lads?

Mine is a centra bag

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

I would, and have, used and then chucked my own boxers when in a bind before turning to anything as bad as a plastic bag, or cardboard for that matter.

[Eoin McLove]

Isn't that what the little mini sink in the jacks is for, washing your arse? I got one in when I got my apartment renovated but it's never been used.

Any users here?

I wouldn't go near a bidet without a snorkel and a pair of armbands.

[Carnage]

Tayto bag. That was a lowpoint.

[ochoill]

Well what's the worst you've had to use lads?

Mine is a centra bag

lost a sock one time in the cubicle roulette.  wasn't a great sock to use either