Random Thoughts

[Bürggermeister]

A generation of young fools walking around with precious, healthy organs, too stupid to run unless their phone tells them to, and the ready availability of schematics to 3-D print new knees and hip joints to catch the bastards... maybe the future's not so bleak for Gen-X after all? 🤔

[The Heretic]

Anyone else notice the sheer amount of slugs that are about? Fuck me I cant leave the house without stepping on one 

[ochoill]

Anyone else notice the sheer amount of slugs that are about? Fuck me I cant leave the house without stepping on one 

Yeah I noticed this last week.  Going to work each morning the path is absolutely beaten with them.  Wonder what is causing it

[Eoin McLove]

When you let a nasty fart buy can't fully enjoy it because it doesn't smell like one of your own. A black metal fart, if I may. My anus is but a vessel through which I channel farts from beyond.

[Mooncat]

When you let a nasty fart buy can't fully enjoy it because it doesn't smell like one of your own. A black metal fart, if I may. My anus is but a vessel through which I channel farts from beyond.

The Ming That Should Not Be
Anus-thesia - Pulling Queef
Welcome Home (Sanitation)

[Eoin McLove]

For Whom The Smell Tolls
Fight Fibre With Fibre
The Ring That Should Not Be
Squeak and Destroy

[Bürggermeister]

Shat Under Ice

[OpenSores]

As Flatuance as Satans Spys

[The Heretic]

Loo Loo

[Bürggermeister]

Stool

[Giggles]

Ride the Shite Ring

Bum for given
Bum for given poo
Bum for given pee

[Ducky]

The Frayed Ends of Sanitary.
Trapped Under Shite.
The Call of Kapooloo.
The Thing That Should Not Pee.
The Struggle to Hold It In.

[Eoin McLove]

There's a teenage dude who passes by our house regularly walking dogs. This morning as I'm leaving for work, I pass him on the road and he steps in to let me pass, and I notice that the dog nearest to me is, in fact, a goat! Has he always walked three dogs and one goat and I've just never noticed?? How strange 

[Emphyrio]

As I'm currently experiencing, my neighbour's strimmers add a perfect harmony to the bendy note in Check My Brain.

[OpenSores]

As I'm currently experiencing, my neighbour's strimmers add a perfect harmony to the bendy note in Check My Brain.

  I can get that