Shameless & Shit Merch

[Bürggermeister]

Now you, too, can look like a cuckolded 76 year old

https://joliebeauty.co.uk/

Ozzy Osbourne has teamed up with Birmingham, United Kingdom "alternative" make-up brand Jolie Beauty to produce a unique collection of cosmetic and makeup products.

The limited-edition, officially licensed collection, which will be revealed and available to purchase via the Jolie Beauty web site beginning July 9, fuses the company's "bold, artistic style with the theatrical, gothic flair that has defined Ozzy's legendary career."

"It's such an honor that Ozzy and his team chose to partner with us — especially as an independently run brand from his home city," said Jolie Cashmore, CEO of Jolie Beauty. "This collaboration is a testament to Ozzy's impact on the gothic and alternative communities, and a celebration of his legendary influence on music, fashion, and creativity."

"The bat is finally out the bag," Cashmore added in a video posted on social media. "I hardly believe it either, guys, and I've had a lot of time to process this. Tears have been shed when I got this news. I cried because this is an absolute honor for me. I am a lifelong BLACK SABBATH and Ozzy Osbourne fan, and of course he's from Birmingham. To be given this opportunity by the Osbourne team is just a dream come true. It's so amazing that they've chosen an independent, small Birmingham brand for this."

[Thorn]

Mosh Proof setting spray. Friggin' hell. How about that Zetro?

[Bürggermeister]

Metal's mainstream acceptance continues at pace, with the Royal Mint, no less, wanting in on the filthy lucre game. Expect to see these on the Antiques Roadshow eventually, with starting prices that would make even Sharon blush

http://www.royalmint.com/ironmaiden

[Mithrandir]

[The Heretic]

what the fucking fuck?

[Bürggermeister]

Yeah, have they jacked up the price? That piece of tape hides the truth!

[Mithrandir]

No you're actually getting a bargain, 50% off flash sale!

[Trev]

Is the cum also available in black or marble?

[Eoin McLove]

Splatter only.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

  

[The Great Cull]

Is this part of the latest Load reissue series?

[Maggot Colony]

Pete Steele could have made good money selling off his spunk. I don't think there's much of a demand for Paul Ledney spunk though.

[Mithrandir]

Reminds me years ago, didn't one of the special box set editions of one of the Nargoroth albums, each one came with random stuff, dead birds..etc and I remember hearing at the time either MI or NWN that Kanwulf had wanked on some of the shirts in the box May not be true but I've always chosen to believe it.

[mickO)))]

I remember hearing at the time either MI or NWN that Kanwulf had wanked on one some of the shirts or at in the box May not be true but I've always chosen to believe it.

He did it on all of the shirts.



In fairness to Paul that's a great marketing tactic to get people talking about the band and it suits his general aesthetic. Profanatica are one of the best bands to ever come out of the US and the recent MLP is one of the best things he has ever recorded. 

[Maggot Colony]

In fairness to Paul that's a great marketing tactic to get people talking about the band and it suits his general aesthetic. Profanatica are one of the best bands to ever come out of the US and the recent MLP is one of the best things he has ever recorded. 

Great band. Disgusting Blasphemies Against God is a personal favourite.

I wasn't as keen on some of the releases after Thy Kingdom Cum, but Crux Simplex was a return to form and the new EP is very good alright.