Shameless & Shit Merch

[hellfire]

And what could be sadder than a Motorhead colouring book?

A Lemmy face mask of course!

A mate of mine has those. Haven't met him in public for a while.

[Born of Fire]

https://www.facebook.com/149334409651/posts/10158461436864652/

Kreator coffee, suppose when you can't write good music anymore you gotta sell something......

[Mr Barlow]

https://www.emp.ie/p/eagle/390236.html

You know you want it 

[Blackout]

Has anyone mentioned Deicide's 'Devil's Dick' hot sauce yet?

https://www.facebook.com/116798145053487/posts/3773909072675691/

Good nickname for benton in fairness...

[Kurt Cocaine]

https://www.emp.ie/p/eagle/390236.html

You know you want it 

Of course it's in single size. 

[son of the Morrigan]

Fuck me, the Five Finger Death Punch one is a fiver more expensive than the Motorhead and Slayer one!
Some neck on them cunts.

[Kurt Cocaine]

I know. It killed me handing the money over.

[son of the Morrigan]

Yeah, it killed me too, but needs must.
incidentally, five finger death punch is a euphemism I use for wanking.
"I'm going to my room for an old five finger death punch", you'll hear me say to my Mother of an evening.
Needless to say since I got my new duvet cover whenever I ask, "Mammy, did you wash my Five Finger Death Punch bed sheets" we have a right auld giggle.

[Kurt Cocaine]

Your ma sounds cool. What age is she?

*asking for a friend*

[son of the Morrigan]

I'm 40 and she's 49, we're more best friends than mother and son really. She's a saucy little wench allright. give me your number there and Ill pass it on to her. Will I be allowed to call you Daddy?

[Kurt Cocaine]

I'm 40 and she's 49, we're more best friends than mother and son really. She's a saucy little wench allright. give me your number there and Ill pass it on to her. Will I be allowed to call you Daddy?

When I'm on top, yes.

[son of the Morrigan]

Can I have a five finger death punch in the corner while ye ride? Ill gently sing all the lyrics off Eaten Back To Life to set the mood.

(I'm stopping this now because its making me feel sick)

[Kurt Cocaine]

Yes. Let's have a little rest. 

[Carnage]

Every band under the sun having a beer or whiskey out now, Acid King are the latest:

https://soundgrowler-brewing-co.square.site/product/busse-pilz/486

[StoutAndAle]

Every band under the sun having a beer or whiskey out now, Acid King are the latest:

https://soundgrowler-brewing-co.square.site/product/busse-pilz/486

Kreator have their own coffee from The Barn in Berlin.

The only thing about this is that the coffee will almost definitely be very good.

https://thebarn.de/products/black-sunrise?variant=33012644216912