Cunts who decide to have a firefight at 5:30 am. If you want to fucking kill each other, show some consideration for those of us trying to sleep and use something quieter, like knives, baseball bats or frozen squirrels. Thanks.

Jaysus, Monaghan's  going downhill fast eh?
Wearing jeans and leather, not crackerjack clothes

Quote from: Thorn on October 03, 2021, 03:49:43 PM
Jaysus, Monaghan's  going downhill fast eh?

That would actually be an improvement for Monaghan.

 :laugh:
Wearing jeans and leather, not crackerjack clothes

Quote from: Thorn on October 03, 2021, 03:49:43 PM
Jaysus, Monaghan's  going downhill fast eh?

Quote from: Mower Liberation Front on October 03, 2021, 07:33:45 PM
That would actually be an improvement for Monaghan.


Comin' straight out of Clones.


Changing guitar strings and snapping the last one just before you're done.


Left the car in for a service and MOT. Just spent 10mins trying to get the fucking seat back where I left it  >:(

Yeah I hate that too. The last NCT I had the lad must've smelled like shit which lingered for a few hours.

Quote from: StoutAndAle on September 27, 2021, 12:55:46 PM
Tradespeople...

Fuck. Fuck. FUCK them!

Yer man finally called out yesterday.

Looks at the problem I'm having with the shower.

"Yeah, that's heating at all."

"I know that."

"You'll have to buy a new one"

"That's a relatively new shower"

"Yeah, not working though. Spare part will cost you as much as a new unit. When you have it, gis a shout and I'll fit it."

I check this out and he's right.

I give up.


I am now looking at new showers. Jeesiz Christ! I have come up against a question now that doesn't seem to have a definitive answer online.

Anyone on here a plumber or shower expert that could answer what I think is a fairly simple question before I throw more of my money out the fucking window?


Waiting for the washing machine to finish, where it displays 1 minute left, but it takes 6 minutes for that "minute" to actually pass??

 :laugh: at least in not the only middle aged eejit here!

Trying to test and configure outdoor motion sensor lights with cats about...wee fuckers..