Pet Peeves

[Carnage]

Can't we just accept that all soccer is shit and move on?

And all humans too! 

That's a given.

[Kurt Cocaine]

Only the humans that aren't Right..... 

[Caomhaoin]

The ones who don't understand that science is a false god.

[Emphyrio]

Haven't settled into my holiday sleep routine, so being up early, and it being an extra hour early...

[Circlepit]

The way people seem to lose all ability to park, walk, look when they are in the forecourt of a busy filling station.
It's like people seem to think a combination of vehicles moving in and out of spaces with highly flammable liquids being dispensed us a good place to start ignoring all common sense.

" I'll just walk across here without looking in the middle of where a car might be approaching carrying 6 coffees, a bag of coal, a loaf of bread, a child and 4 99s.
Sure I'm invincible when I'm in this place"

No. No. No you are not. You cunt.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

[Circlepit]

Exactly !

[Giggles]

Multi-factor authentication.

Not being able to log into my online bank account without now using an app on my phone. I'm trying to use the thing less, not more.
And if I break it or lose it or if my battery dies and I'm not near a charger, I won't be able to access my account at all, which is making me more dependant on my phone. Fuck that.

[Blackout]

Again footpath hoggers.

[Carnage]

Impressionists, Alistair MacGowan in particular. Almost as cuntish as ventriloquists.

[son of the Morrigan]

Multi-factor authentication.

Not being able to log into my online bank account without now using an app on my phone. I'm trying to use the thing less, not more.
And if I break it or lose it or if my battery dies and I'm not near a charger, I won't be able to access my account at all, which is making me more dependant on my phone. Fuck that.

Fuck online banking man, Fuck tap and go, fuck revolute, fuck all that shit.Use cash for the love of humanity, all ye online bankers are playing directly into the hands of the banking institutes and laying the foundation for corrupt government to exert totalitarian control over the population in the future. Stop it.

Fuck smart phones, I wouldn't let one into my house, I consider them to be the most insidiously dangerous piece of technology ever conceived of. They are the ultimate tool of control, purchased and carried by the controlled for the convenience of the controller.
Stop fucking using them.

[Kurt Cocaine]

Meant to write this this morning but.....
Waking up and realising that you DON'T have a pilots license and you are NOT the owner of a small 6 seater aircraft. 
Flying through dense fog is some buzz in fairness. Great dream that was....

[StoutAndAle]

Impressionists, Alistair MacGowan in particular. Almost as cuntish as ventriloquists.

If someone can do a decent impression - I find that genuinely fascinating. A buddy of mine does a fucking incredible impression of Steve Coogan. Not just as Alan Partidge but as Coogan himself. It's eerie, his facial expressions, everything about him becomes different.

When it's the only tool in a stand-up comedian's act, it is torture.

"Good evening folks. Imagine Christopher Walken and Al Pacino ran a creche. It might go a little something like this..."

[Mower Liberation Front]

BT Sport totally fucking up Opening Day.

[Blackout]

I liked Alistair MacGowan back in the day. His dot cotton impression is hilarious.