Pet Peeves

[Blackout]

I like boobies

Men like you only see women for boobies KFL. Stop being so bitter and resentful.

[Kunt 4 Life]

I like cunts too

[warhead]

saying that the women's soccer isn't as technically advanced as the men's game is like saying the Irish like the drink more than (google time...) the Egyptians. It's a bit of a stereotype and a bit of a sweeping generalisation but mostly true. I don't think anyone calls into question their commitment or how much we all appreciate the fact that women exist. Besides, all of the professional women players would both outplay me and kick the fuck out of me so the criticism of professional sportspeople from an armchair fanatic such as myself should be something they are immune to, regardless of how unbelievably good their fails compilation is. Give em a few years and they will certainly catch up I've no doubt about it but have we seriously reached the point where we can't make a few shitty and somewhat unsubstantiated jokes about others to mask the underlying pain of our rotten existences? That's sad that there is actually a real argument around that.

On topic I'm pretty peeved that my 12 year old son beat me 9 - 6 in a game down the park earlier and the excuses were flowing out of me... it's just these shoes... it's just I haven't played in a few months... it's just that you're used to that ball... it's just etc

I dunno if they would outplay you man.........Don't  know how would it be now, but I vividly remember something from the high school years(am not sure if this is the proper Irish term) at 16-17 years old. There were 3 members of Croatian female nation team(national team, man) in my high school. 1 of them was the best Croatian female football player. And we played matches quite often. I was quite good, but not amazing. And playing against these girls was like a total joke, like playing against little kids.
We use 40 x 20 meters fields in my old country though. It might have been a bit different story if we played on the full sized football field, but still.

[Blackout]

I like cunts too

Black Shepherd Carnage is in luck then.

[Eoin McLove]

saying that the women's soccer isn't as technically advanced as the men's game is like saying the Irish like the drink more than (google time...) the Egyptians. It's a bit of a stereotype and a bit of a sweeping generalisation but mostly true. I don't think anyone calls into question their commitment or how much we all appreciate the fact that women exist. Besides, all of the professional women players would both outplay me and kick the fuck out of me so the criticism of professional sportspeople from an armchair fanatic such as myself should be something they are immune to, regardless of how unbelievably good their fails compilation is. Give em a few years and they will certainly catch up I've no doubt about it but have we seriously reached the point where we can't make a few shitty and somewhat unsubstantiated jokes about others to mask the underlying pain of our rotten existences? That's sad that there is actually a real argument around that.

On topic I'm pretty peeved that my 12 year old son beat me 9 - 6 in a game down the park earlier and the excuses were flowing out of me... it's just these shoes... it's just I haven't played in a few months... it's just that you're used to that ball... it's just etc

I dunno if they would outplay you man.........Don't  know how would it be now, but I vividly remember something from the high school years(am not sure if this is the proper Irish term) at 16-17 years old. There were 3 members of Croatian female nation team(national team, man) in my high school. 1 of them was the best Croatian female football player. And we played matches quite often. I was quite good, but not amazing. And playing against these girls was like a total joke, like playing against little kids.
We use 40 x 20 meters fields in my old country though. It might have been a bit different story if we played on the full sized football field, but still.

If only you had had the foresight back then to know how cool and groovy being a transsexual would become you might have lobbed your flute off and led them to glory. Imagine running out onto the pitch to the roar of tens, if not twenties, if rabid supporters! You're kicking yourself now.

[warhead]

saying that the women's soccer isn't as technically advanced as the men's game is like saying the Irish like the drink more than (google time...) the Egyptians. It's a bit of a stereotype and a bit of a sweeping generalisation but mostly true. I don't think anyone calls into question their commitment or how much we all appreciate the fact that women exist. Besides, all of the professional women players would both outplay me and kick the fuck out of me so the criticism of professional sportspeople from an armchair fanatic such as myself should be something they are immune to, regardless of how unbelievably good their fails compilation is. Give em a few years and they will certainly catch up I've no doubt about it but have we seriously reached the point where we can't make a few shitty and somewhat unsubstantiated jokes about others to mask the underlying pain of our rotten existences? That's sad that there is actually a real argument around that.

On topic I'm pretty peeved that my 12 year old son beat me 9 - 6 in a game down the park earlier and the excuses were flowing out of me... it's just these shoes... it's just I haven't played in a few months... it's just that you're used to that ball... it's just etc

I dunno if they would outplay you man.........Don't  know how would it be now, but I vividly remember something from the high school years(am not sure if this is the proper Irish term) at 16-17 years old. There were 3 members of Croatian female nation team(national team, man) in my high school. 1 of them was the best Croatian female football player. And we played matches quite often. I was quite good, but not amazing. And playing against these girls was like a total joke, like playing against little kids.
We use 40 x 20 meters fields in my old country though. It might have been a bit different story if we played on the full sized football field, but still.

If only you had had the foresight back then to know how cool and groovy being a transsexual would become you might have lobbed your flute off and led them to glory. Imagine running out onto the pitch to the roar of tens, if not twenties, if rabid supporters! You're kicking yourself now.

It's still not too late to do just that!! It would be my last chance of claim to fame. I've tried playing extreme metal, but on average, these kinds of gigs don't attract even tens of rabid supporters. Gimme roar of tens or twenties rabbid supporters!!

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

I like cunts too

Black Shepherd Carnage is in luck then.

Haha, zing! 

[Kurt Cocaine]

'epic bicycle-kick' = shinned it....

https://youtu.be/dsliIB0fQu4

V

How it's done.....

https://youtu.be/MomkYgXPudw

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

And you only had to go back 24 years to find such an exemplary execution too!

[Kurt Cocaine]

And you only had to go back 24 years to find such an exemplary execution too!

Yeah, she's probably well retired by now.

[Kunt 4 Life]

And fat

[astfgyl]

https://youtu.be/6zbYHQnUazc

Nothing to do with the argument, but never a bad time for bicycle kicks

[Emphyrio]

His scorpion kick was one of the most incredible sights in sport's history. Magic.

Still a Chelsea cunt tho.

[astfgyl]

His scorpion kick was one of the most incredible sights in sport's history. Magic.

Still a Chelsea cunt tho.

His highlights reel is spectacular.

[Blackout]

Giroud is criminally underused I think even though he is just so clinical in front of goal. If I was managing Chelsea, I'd have the team built around getting the ball to him in the box consistently.  Too many egos in Chelsea for that to happen.