Pet Peeves

[Eoin McLove]

That's her, yeah. Quite good looking but not remotely funny. It's bizarre, I always get the impression that those inexpert jokers are added as a kind of buffer for the unwashed masses. Imagine tuning in to watch a show about people making pottery and then being left watching a show about people making pottery and relying on mere experts to explain what's going on. It would be so confusing. You need the dopy cunt in the mix, making crap jokes, as a kind of messenger so your simple brain doesn't overload...

[Carnage]

And she has an Irish passport to boot. One of her specials on Netflix was pretty good actually, then the second one was utter dogshit, and her track record on panel shows bears that up. Her daughter has an English accent, her father is Irish and married someone her age, and she was a slapper in school - there's her entire shtick.

[Eoin McLove]

I'd give her my shtick.

And that's my schtick. Maybe I could get a job presenting (Hey? Wink wink) on BBC.

[Carnage]

I don't see it myself, too much dodgy plastic surgery.

It's great to be perfect though.

[Kunt 4 Life]

I think she's Canadian

[Carnage]

Aye, her mother's Candian, her father's Irish.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

So every time she sees a bottle of maple syrup, she doesn't know whether to eat it or shove it up her ass?

[Eoin McLove]

Which then means she has to drink a bottle or two of white wine and drown her sorrows in a stream of cat videos. That's the level of wit and creativity we are dealing with. Internet memes brought to grim life.

[open face surgery]

I think she looks like a young version of old Joan Rivers.

[Blackout]

She's like 99 percent of all other famous Irish comedians who get famous for speaking loudly in a more exaggerated Irish accent and it works for foreign audiences.

Some of the Irish comedians I've seen in clubs around the country are genuinely hilarious but their brand of comedy only works on a national level.

[StoutAndAle]

I think she looks like a young version of old Joan Rivers.

I was just about to say the same thing. She looks like she's had as much work done as oul Joan but in a quarter of the time.

[Blackout]

She's like 99 percent of all other famous Irish comedians who get famous for speaking loudly in a more exaggerated Irish accent and it works for foreign audiences.

Some of the Irish comedians I've seen in clubs around the country are genuinely hilarious but their brand of comedy only works on a national level.

I think I got the wrong comedian I was thinking of that Aisling Bea one. Point still stands though.

[Blackout]

Pet peeve I come across in my job is people who say "Im no good with technology". Dickhead, sending an email or filling in an online application isn't some advanced technological task you are just too much of a lazy cunt to learn.

[Eoin McLove]

I am 100% that lazy useless cunt 

[Carnage]

I think I got the wrong comedian I was thinking of that Aisling Bea one. Point still stands though.

She's terminally unfunny alright (and hated in America, due mainly to her appearance on Bert Kreischer's podcast). Bloody gorgeous, though.