Pet Peeves

[Eoin McLove]

We switched to Lyons for the biodegradable tea bags. Are we heroes saving the world one cup at a time? Yes. But do we flaunt it at every given opportunity? Of course.

[Carnage]

That fucking sanctimonious young one with the annoying fucking accent off the new Lyons tea add.
I hate that child, and I hate Lyons tea for introducing her into my life.

Barrys tea is nicer than Lyons by a mile anyway, perhaps Lyons should pay more attention to whats in the teabag than the bag itself, the cunts.

100% correct about Barry's, Lyon's is undrinkable swill.

The mother and child in that "no screens at the tay-bo" ad, I forget what it's for. Stupid accented cunts.

[Caomhaoin]

Barry's for sure, although I'm partial to a cup of Yorkshire, despite all that gay shit they were coming out with last year.

[Eoin McLove]

As a voracious tea drinker it has always baffled me how people find either Lyons or Barrys to be undrinkable. Both are spot on as far as I can tell.

[Caomhaoin]

Someone on the old board said they stopped drinking Lyons immediately after discovering its manufactured by dem across de water. Which is fair enough if you ask me.

[Kurt Cocaine]

Ads: the very reason I rarely switch our TV on nowadays. And don't get me started on those

[astfgyl]

I don't see that much difference between the lyons and barrys. I find them both grand and I drink rakes of tea. In fact I don't know if I would pass the pepsi challenge with those two. Because they are tea not pepsi I suppose

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

You'd want to be a right quare one not to be able to tell the difference between tea of any variety and Pepsi!

More Barrys myself, but that Yorkshire is also great...and not only because they told that daft bint where to get off last year 

[son of the Morrigan]

I'm actually all for the biodegradable bags, I abhor the overuse of plastics, that fucking child though................I'm not usually a violent man, but Id love to creep up behind her and whisper into her ear, "You'r biodegradable too", before knocking her out with a belt of a teapot to the back of the head and drowning her in a vat of piss weak Lyons tea surrounded by the sodden remains of "lola" and the rest of her fucking teddys.
Naturally I'd chuck the corpse on the compost heap in an eco-friendly fashion.

The "No screens at the tay-bo" cunts deserve to be disposed of in a similar fashion, perhaps beaten to death with the dismembered limbs of the annoying youngest cunteen. ( Is that a boy or a girl by the way?, who fucking cares)

Didn't know Lyons was made by the vile tans, all the more reason to despise them, and their fucking advertisement.

[astfgyl]

You'd want to be a right quare one not to be able to tell the difference between tea of any variety and Pepsi!

More Barrys myself, but that Yorkshire is also great...and not only because they told that daft bint where to get off last year 

A grand mug of hot Pepsi, 2 sugars and plenty of milk

[Carnage]

Twinings Earl Grey. Mighty shtuff.

And yes, Captain Picard put me on to it.

[open face surgery]

The "No screens at the tay-bo" cunts deserve to be disposed of in a similar fashion, perhaps beaten to death with the dismembered limbs of the annoying youngest cunteen. ( Is that a boy or a girl by the way?, who fucking cares)

I would generally say a cunteen is just a young or small cunt. Cuntoon could be used for a young male cunt in the same fashion as gossoon but it's personal preference really.

[Mower Liberation Front]

Tea is fucking horrible stuff. And so is coffee.

[son of the Morrigan]

The "No screens at the tay-bo" cunts deserve to be disposed of in a similar fashion, perhaps beaten to death with the dismembered limbs of the annoying youngest cunteen. ( Is that a boy or a girl by the way?, who fucking cares)

I would generally say a cunteen is just a young or small cunt. Cuntoon could be used for a young male cunt in the same fashion as gossoon but it's personal preference really.

Cunteen is non-binary and can be used to describe the young or small of both sexes.
If the cunteen in question is a boy I would say, "that ladeen is a proper cunt", whereas if she is a girl I would say, " that oneen is both ends of a cunt".
If it was a girl/boy who identified as a boy/girl, I would simply describe he/she/she/he as a cunt, for fear of causing offence.

[Pedrito]

Is there anyway I can eradicate this SHHIIIITEEE from my memory bank. 'Ah jarno, I grew up in da bleedin hood maan'. Total muck..

I think there's a way to do this social commentary stuff. It involves cleverness, irony, not just a rhyming out of every fuckin problem you've ever come across while living in East Wall. Sleaford Mods and the likes. Bitter stuff but sarcastic and humorous too.

Or am I just not hip enough?

Fucking awful

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