Pet Peeves

[Blackout]

If you're a group of pricks who take up an entire footpath and do not move even when you see me coming you are getting fucking barged.

[astfgyl]

I feel like that about cyclists going 2 and 3 abreast on country roads. Wouldn't kill them to get into single file for the cars to pass.

[Pedrito]

I love going out on the bike myself, but at least half of the lads on the road are just pure obnoxious. Where I am in Spain they're fucking everywhere and they're even worse in areas where people go to walk or jog a lot. Off road areas. Lads in groups of 7 or 8, grown men with bellies hanging out of them dressed up like Christmas turkeys and they don't give a shite if there's children around or older people, just barge through. I'd put them in the same bracket as scooter people, if they're going to use the roads, there should be some element of rule or code that they are expected to avide by, not pissing people off constantly with their own set of rules.

[Yung Led Zeppelin]

If you're a group of pricks who take up an entire footpath and do not move even when you see me coming you are getting fucking barged.

I hate this shit so much. Hilarious how indignant/shocked people look when they walk into you

[Nail_Bombed]

If you're a group of pricks who take up an entire footpath and do not move even when you see me coming you are getting fucking barged.

I hate this shit so much. Hilarious how indignant/shocked people look when they walk into you

Staring into their arsing phones, and not watching the view ahead. Smacks of pure ignorance.

[Eoin McLove]

Usually oul ones out hogging the footpath. It's so bizarre, especially if you are pushing a pram. You think they'd be a bit more on the ball. I ended up buying a chainsaw which I have attached to the front of the pram. If the noise of it doesn't get them out of the way then it's their own hard luck. We've had a few fatalities it's true, but slowly people are catching on. It's severe, but it's the only way they'll get the message.

[Kurt Cocaine]

Usually oul ones out hogging the footpath. It's so bizarre, especially if you are pushing a pram. You think they'd be a bit more on the ball. I ended up buying a chainsaw which I have attached to the front of the pram. If the noise of it doesn't get them out of the way then it's their own hard luck. We've had a few fatalities it's true, but slowly people are catching on. It's severe, but it's the only way they'll get the message.

Jaysus H Christos man, that could be lethal..... to your child's ears!
I hope you have supplied him/her with adequate hearing protection.

[Caomhaoin]

Packs of Lycra clad (accentuating the bellies, I don't get it) middle aged cyclists in the park...Ooooh I'm getting veces even thinking about them!

[Kurt Cocaine]

Packs of Lycra clad (accentuating the bellies, I don't get it) middle aged cyclists in the park...Ooooh I'm getting veces even thinking about them!

Is veces Spanish for hard-on?

[Caomhaoin]

I meant vexed

[Blackout]

If you're a group of pricks who take up an entire footpath and do not move even when you see me coming you are getting fucking barged.

I hate this shit so much. Hilarious how indignant/shocked people look when they walk into you

Staring into their arsing phones, and not watching the view ahead. Smacks of pure ignorance.

Its not even that. Its when they see you yet they're so up their own holes they think you should walk on the road.  I called a girl a fucking idiot the other day because it was the tenth time it happened and I was in a pissy mood.

[Carnage]

No water in the house, and it's just ours, the neighbours are fine. Trying to get a plumber today, you can imagine how well that's going.

Edit: Some absolute cunt had switched it off at the mains. TBF it was the first thing I checked but since the meters went in the set up is all different, and it took a bit of back and forth to get the right one.

Fucking cuntish behaviour though, happy christmas ya bollix.

[Pedrito]

Packs of Lycra clad (accentuating the bellies, I don't get it) middle aged cyclists in the park...Ooooh I'm getting veces even thinking about them!

Is veces Spanish for hard-on?

Basque for raging hard on

[Caomhaoin]

My annual accumulater coming down to Arsenal drawing with Chelsea. 170 notes on those useless bastards.

[Blackout]

Cousin has had his little rugrat here for the past 2 days and his fucking tablet on full blast with kids songs.

If you're one of those parents who allows your little shits to blast kids music in a living room full of people trying to relax on their few precious hours of downtime? You are a cunt.