Pet Peeves

[Pedrito]

Them breathy, accoustic, limp wristed covers of songs drive me fucking mental if I'm honest. Starbucks is a prime culprit from what i can tell and it's infected every other place you go into that sells coffee, star wars hipster mugs, books, scarves, whatever these wankbags wear or use when uploading their shitty lives onto Instagram.

[Eoin McLove]

"Said no one. Ever."

[Mower Liberation Front]

When your workplace becomes a creche because the boss decides to take his 10 -11 year old hellspawns to work.

"Why did you stop?"
"Get off the forklift."
"My dad lets me."
"I'm not your fucking dad!"

[Cernunnos]

Them breathy, accoustic, limp wristed covers of songs drive me fucking mental if I'm honest. Starbucks is a prime culprit from what i can tell and it's infected every other place you go into that sells coffee, star wars hipster mugs, books, scarves, whatever these wankbags wear or use when uploading their shitty lives onto Instagram.

You forgot to mention the Jeffery dahmer glasses, what is the story with these hipster types wearing serial killer glasses. Next thing you know timmy mallet glasses will be all the rage 

[Pentagrimes]

Old people describing people younger than them who like different things as "hipsters".You sound like yer fucking oul lad. Just admit theres a generation gap and move on. Mad how people throw around talk of "snowflakes" and then get upset by things like scarves.

[Eoin McLove]

Never stop the old lad-ness.

[Pedrito]

Thought the whole hipster thing had shifted on anyway, no? Don't see as many lads wearing their grandfather's clothes these days.

[Cernunnos]

when you drink F*ck all and wake up dying! 

[DeletedUsermNqGIiIuGy]

The absolute CUNT in his D reg jeep who nearly blew me away on my cycle to work this morning.
around 6am, going through lights turning on to the main road to work and this cunt comes tearing along (the 3rd car id seen all the way) and speeds up to make it through the lights but doesn't bother slow down and nearly slams into me from behind.
The fucking balls on him to start shouting abuse, pulled my phone out to get a pic of the reg and he tore off.. looked ahead and bang straight through red lights further down..

There's no cure for being a cunt but id be willing to help him on his road to recovery with a few swift kicks up the hole.. cunt

[Juggz]

Strained back muscles. When it hurts to move but also hurts to stay still, that is not pleasant.

[Kurt Cocaine]

Strained back muscles. When it hurts to move but also hurts to stay still, that is not pleasant.

Ah, that old nugget.... old age.

[Trev]

People who take one step off an escalator or lift and then stop to look around, and people who congregate in doorways. Utter bastards

[Pentagrimes]

Similarly, people who ring a door bell and then stand waiting for it to be answered about 2 inches from it. Some chap came in to my office for an interview today and did this not realising the door opened out, I nearly broke his nose letting him in.

Biggest fucking bugbear ever for me though - people who get on the bus and ask the busdriver for directions, or which bus goes where. And it's not just tourists who do it.

[Cryptic Stench]

Or "Do you know if the 83B is far behind?"

[deadhead]

Job interviews! Once again I've found myself on the job hunt and it's grim searching here (North Wales). Had an interview for a decent job a few days ago , all going well until she noticed on my CV that I had a degree (I don't understand how she hadn't noticed this when I applied) and said she thought I might be overqualified and would get bored.  She then went on to tell me I might enjoy working for another department in the company and gave me a tour before telling me that it would only be a 1 month contract but I'd have a foot in the door if they ever expanded. This was after she spent ages telling me about how they wanted to expand but legislative restrictions had made it pretty much impossible.

So just to update the list. Can't apply for degree related jobs here (Fluent Welsh speaker essential) and now can't apply for decent jobs (overqualified). Back to the factory temp jobs it is then, sakes...