Pet Peeves

[Trev]

Absolutely interviews, and the fact that I'm fucking terrible at them doesn't help

[Juggz]

New nutritional experts who spend all of lunchtime yapping about calories and carbs all of a sudden. This time last year the same people were mad into watches which told them if they had been sitting on their arse or walking around all day, as they were incapable of remembering for themsleves. Now, calories have replaced step counts and it's all likely to be forgotten, once again, by mid-March.

[Eoin McLove]

There's a little hump back bridge near my gaff and it's a bit tight but there's room enough for two cars to pass.  I turned onto it earlier and an oul one was coming over the other side of it on my side of the road.  She starts waving her arms to say,  what the hell are you doing driving onto the bridge when there's a car already on it.  She then moves back onto her side of the road and we both drive past each other.  Fucking oul ones in cars... unreal.

[101_North]

My 4 year old earphones finally died so I've replaced them. First few days have been tough though as everything sounds ever so slightly different! Not necessarily in a bad way but just different. So used to the old phones it's driving me nuts!

[Ducky]

People that look at you funny for using the 24 hour clock.

It's almost as if having 24 different periods defined as 0 to 23 makes more sense than repeating the same number twice.

Oh, and the American date system mm/dd/yyyy. Just, why?!

[Juggz]

I've just been to the jacks in work to find another dry-shit smeared toilet seat, the kind where someone got their aim wrong and it grazed the seat on the way out - usually at the back of the seat roughly near where you would expect an anus to be on a toilet seat but not quite in the right spot - and the dirty cunt never bothered to clean up after themselves. Today, I can only assume someone tried a reverse cowboy, because the shit was on the inner lip of the seat near the front, in that area where you would expect to have the space between the bollocks and the front of the seat. A most curious act of depravity. It wasn't much, but it was there, and it has made my day cloudy.

[Pedrito]

Sounds like they prefer to hover rather than build a nest out of toilet paper to actually sit down..dirty fkn animals. The amount of lads, and I´m told, ladies too, that fail to wash their hands, after what was quite obviously a shit, is frightening also..wretches!

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I've just been to the jacks in work to find another dry-shit smeared toilet seat, the kind where someone got their aim wrong and it grazed the seat on the way out - usually at the back of the seat roughly near where you would expect an anus to be on a toilet seat but not quite in the right spot - and the dirty cunt never bothered to clean up after themselves. Today, I can only assume someone tried a reverse cowboy, because the shit was on the inner lip of the seat near the front, in that area where you would expect to have the space between the bollocks and the front of the seat. A most curious act of depravity. It wasn't much, but it was there, and it has made my day cloudy.

It's just the worst.. the state people leave toilets in in work is just disturbing. I wonder sometimes do they live in a complete fucking state of depravity at home or is the place just spotless and they act like that in work because they really don't give a fuck.
Sometimes you'd want to just lob a moltov cocktail in the cubicle when you see the state its been left in 

[No Remorse]

I still don't know how it's possible to get that streak on the back of the toilet seat, your arsehole should be in the bowl, not on the seat. And then to not even clean it up but walk away, fucking nasty!
And people not cleaning their hands after using the jacks, scumbags!

[Juggz]

I always assumed the streak at the back of the seat was linked to morbid obesity and not having sufficient strength to control extactly where the fucker lands on the seat, then just going for it?

I shouldn't really waste brain effort trying to rationalise it ffs 

[Trev]

There was a lump of shite on the wall in the work jacks this morning, about 5ft off the ground. Can't understand it, was he wiping his arse and just flung it up? Baffling

[ochoill]

My wife has told me before that people have genuinely just shit on the ground and left it there in the office jacks where she works - not even in a cubicle but just in the middle of the room itself.  You would wonder about people sometimes

[Trev]

Double post

[Hambeast]

I've yet to work anywhere without a "phantom shitter". There's a few cubicles in my place and they all suffer the same fate, so it's clearly more than one person.

One time somebody had very clearly shat themselves and took their underpants off and shoved them behind the toilet seat. It was splattered everywhere. The office only had about 20 people and nobody was missing, which means somebody unloaded explosive shits into their pants, wiped themselves up with a bit of toilet paper and went back to work with a shitty arse/legs and no underpants.

I always assumed the streak at the back of the seat was linked to morbid obesity and not having sufficient strength to control extactly where the fucker lands on the seat, then just going for it?

But how? Surely being morbidly obese doesn't change the location of your asshole? If you're so big that you end up shitting on the back of the seat, then just sit a bit closer to the front for fuck sake.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

But how? Surely being morbidly obese doesn't change the location of your asshole? If you're so big that you end up shitting on the back of the seat, then just sit a bit closer to the front for fuck sake.

Maybe they focus more on getting their cock inside the bowl so they're not just pissing directly onto the floor in front of them?  Although, sometimes seems there's folk who do exactly that!

Funny anyway, I was just complaining about this on FB yesterday. I work in a fucking university research institute, and with all those years of third-level education, still can't "master" the process of going to the fucking toilet!!