Pet Peeves

[Eoin McLove]

One pube or two, sir?

[Eoin McLove]

And yet, even though you could be taken on a tour of the factory, and shown the robotic arm that tweazes the single pube from the pig's arse, and sprays the little queef vapour cloud, and dabs the brown lippy right on to the g-banger, and then led through the alleyway where the homeless drunks are wearing little white panties while doing squats, and yet... and yet... there would still be that most primitive light flickering somewhere just above the medulla oblongata saying... but maybe!

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbYDni1ZKNM

[Born of Fire]

I find the transition to dark nights fairly miserable as well. November December and January are definitely the bleakest months of the year.

I love the Autumn period, so good to stroll around woodlands with a carpet of fallen orange leaves. I like the run up to Christmas too, the festive lights brighten up towns and cities nicely. January and February can be seriously fuckin bleak though. Especially in the west where we usually just get a barrage of rain 

I do a fair bit of foraging in the autumn so that does help with the transition quite a bit tbf. By the time it hits November though I'm wishing for the solstice so I can feel the good times coming back in.

Maybe I just need to embrace the dark nights by getting back into gaming or writing tunes or something, y'know all cosy with a fire lighting and a nice mug of tae with a used knickers or two and just settle into it

You'll be looking forward to the aul advent calendar at least...

[astfgyl]

You'll be looking forward to the aul advent calendar at least...

Ah good man       

[Mooncat]

Funny I don't feel melancholy at all in Autumn,for me it's the most lively time of year. Probably a holdover from my student days, but if you live in a town with a university then the whole place comes alive from Sept to Christmas.

[ochoill]

I could barely chip in here I have been so out of form but Autumn is lovely it is a great time of year, the weather is lovely, the turn of the season is a nice feeling, the atmosphere has a little crispness to it that makes the mornings unreal.  One of my favourite times of year.

Unrelated pet peeve, being crocked yet again of my own negligence this year and ending up on antibiotics for an infected tooth, temp filling, a fuckin open and dress on it, purely from not doing anything about a small chip I noticed on it about two months ago.  Dense anyway.  It will either be filled or taken out but I will find out in a week or two.  It actually made me properly sick, cold sweats, nausea and confusion and all, never had that before with something like this.

[astfgyl]

I'm just after sending a message to my mother that was meant for my bird.

I'm not liking this

[The Great Cull]

I'm just after sending a message to my mother that was meant for my bird.

I'm not liking this

Not near as much as your auld wan won't like getting an invitation for anal from her own son... jaysus you're not in Roscommon now!

[astfgyl]

I only wish it was as innocent as that

[Carnage]

"God I haven't seen that since I was changing his nappy."

[Barnacle Billy]

"My eyes aren't what they used to be, but I think it used to be bigger"

[Mooncat]

I only wish it was as innocent as that

It wasn't a text where you were being critical of your ma, was it? That would be a nightmare.


One time I was with a girl I'd just started riding, and post-sex she got up to go to the bathroom. I sent some kind of bragging text to my mate about it. Can't remember exactly what it said, but maybe something about how this was only gonna be a short term thing for me and I was only in it for the ride. I hit send and sure enough her phone on the nightstand buzzes.

By all the luck of every god, this girl doesn't have a passcode on her phone (this is also pre-smartphone, so no advanced security stuff) and I'm able to quickly get into her phone, delete the text, and replace the phone right before she comes back in the room.

Heart. In. Mouth.

[Eoin McLove]

  fuck sake. Could have been a much shorter arrangement than you had even anticipated.