Pet Peeves

[Abandon All Hope]

Tall people who don't look where they're going...


Also tall people at gigs.  Stand down the back ya lanky bastards blocking peoples views at the gig

















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[Carnage]

We all pay the same money, so I'll stand wherever the fuck I want to, thanks. On a related note: CUNTS with oversized schoolbags hanging out of them getting in everyone's way at gigs.

[Thorn]

The "No craic no?" brigade.
In other words, the sad acts (usually colleagues) who sit at home with 'the woman' watching X-factor of a weekend with an adventurous bottle of wine.
No I won't regale you with my 100+ more interesting life and shenanigans. Get fucked!
Gives me untold satisfaction nowadays skipping past them with a simple "No!".....

Yeah, on that, anyone got a good retort to being continually asked 'Any Fun?', work colleague says it to me every fucking morning and I'm thinking, seriously of telling her yeah check out the new Slutvomit or something. Damn, it's  6:45, I'm going to be getting it now in fifteen minutes or so. Swear I could be being held hostage here by armed robbers and she'll still breeze by with the "No fun?".....Yeah, no mosh, no core either luv.

[Doomlord]

Wheelie cases, you know the ones about the size of a backpack where the cunt is just too lazy to carry their small amount of shit? When you're tall and the ground is far away, these things are a trip hazard you just can't see being dragged a couple of feet behind these cunts who always walk so slowly.

Tall people who don't look where they're going...



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[Ducky]

The crackdown on alcohol promotions, pricing, etc.

I'm not a particularly big drinker, but it feels like a total dryshite, nanny state manoeuvre.

How's it gonna affect the Dail bar, lads? Cunts.

[Pentagrimes]

The  increasing use of the phrase "reach out" to denote contacting someone. You're sending someone an email not calling the Samaritans.

[Juggz]

You're right, touching base is much better.

[Pentagrimes]

I prefer "interfacing" myself.

[Ducky]

Sorry guys, can't talk about this right now as I must fulfill my err, reciprocal electronic communications quotient.

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When phrases such as "Thinking outside the box &  Blue-sky thinking" are used and then the only things seen as those are the usual by the book, restrained go to idea's/suggestions.

[Juggz]

"You're probably thinking of something in line with what your training and experience tells you is the correct approach, Dave, but I want you to... now hear me out... I want you to think like someone who hasn't got a fucking clue about how any of this works. I want you to think of something totally fucking random, like you're some fucking idiot who has never seen any of this stuff before and then I want you to package that idea in a way which sounds loosely related to what we do here. And I want you to do that before 3pm."

[Eoin McLove]

The gangster accent that appears to have become the default accent of London kids in the last few years sounds so utterly retarded it drives me mad. Example: 'Quite nice' becomes 'quaaat naaaaas'. Brain damage stuff.

[Circlepit]

That joke thread has filled me up to the brim with peeves. Many many peeves.

[Cosmic_Equilibrium]

As I intended

[Pentagrimes]

When phrases such as "Thinking outside the box &  Blue-sky thinking" are used and then the only things seen as those are the usual by the book, restrained go to idea's/suggestions.

All I can think of is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LasLiwgDP70