Pet Peeves

[Pedrito]

Cunts who like wearing wellies, tofu eaters and Instagram addicts all fall into my very broad use of the word hipster 

[Eoin McLove]

Wannabe hipsters,  then?

[Eoin McLove]

Watching Celebrity Master Chef (WHAT??? YE STARTIN???). There's a tit from The Only Way is Essex participating and,  my Lord,  he is moronic.  I wonder if he really is as dense as he lets on or if it's some sort of act.  Is being a completely inarticulate narcissist considered cool among young people these days? Maybe it's funny and I don't get it.

[Cryptic Stench]

I think that's a thing dude. That's part of the "skillset" for those particular shows. I've seen them pop up here and there on shows like master chef , whether they're male or female they pretend to be thick as fuck.

We've had a few lads in on internships who have gone for that look and act, one lad would have his dinner at breakfast time, forget how to tie his shoelaces or occasionally forget to breathe. Luckily he was sitting with a bunch of completely jaded 40somethings so got zero reaction. Except one time I heard someone call him a thick cunt.

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Some people go for that look/act... others it's just natural talent

[101_North]

Folks in work who have to repeat every trivial utterance. "Morning, morning", "Hello, hello", "Evening, evening". Fuck them!

[Kurt Cocaine]

Folks in work who have to repeat every trivial utterance. "Morning, morning", "Hello, hello", "Evening, evening". Fuck them!

Maybe it's just the shit acoustics in the building?

[Kunt 4 Life]

When you plug your phone in to charge only for the cable to fall out 3 seconds after you walk away.

[Eoin McLove]

I just encountered a mind-bending conundrum in Kinnegad that gave me pause for thought.  Drive- thru parking. How? What??

Not really a peeve beyond the spelling,  but worthy of note all the same.

[Kurt Cocaine]

I just encountered a mind-bending conundrum in Kinnegad that gave me pause for thought.  Drive- thru parking. How? What??

What's this now?

[Doctor Crippen]

Work cunts, in general, full stop, pissy whiney bastards

[Pedrito]

I just encountered a mind-bending conundrum in Kinnegad that gave me pause for thought.  Drive- thru parking. How? What??

What's this now?

Well it is Kinnegad in fairness 

[Kurt Cocaine]

I just encountered a mind-bending conundrum in Kinnegad that gave me pause for thought.  Drive- thru parking. How? What??

What's this now?

Well it is Kinnegad in fairness 

I s'pose....   

[Eoin McLove]

Chatting to a lad in work today who is 50 and his favourite band is AC/DC. He was saying he goes over to a Bon Scott fest in Scotland every year which is all good. He then tells me he discovered a band recently,  a new band,  heavy stuff so he was surprised he liked them but ended up spending his entire holiday with them on repeat.  Disturbed.  They do everything from heavy rock to death metal. It was one of those gimpy situations where I'm scrambling for a response that isn't completely cuntish- diplomacy: not often my forté! I opted for the,  'ah yeah cool... cool... eh... cool', option. 

Must give them a listen all the same.

[ldj]

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