One pube or two, sir?

And yet, even though you could be taken on a tour of the factory, and shown the robotic arm that tweazes the single pube from the pig's arse, and sprays the little queef vapour cloud, and dabs the brown lippy right on to the g-banger, and then led through the alleyway where the homeless drunks are wearing little white panties while doing squats, and yet... and yet... there would still be that most primitive light flickering somewhere just above the medulla oblongata saying... but maybe!


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Quote from: astfgyl on August 31, 2026, 07:55:37 PMI find the transition to dark nights fairly miserable as well. November December and January are definitely the bleakest months of the year.

I love the Autumn period, so good to stroll around woodlands with a carpet of fallen orange leaves. I like the run up to Christmas too, the festive lights brighten up towns and cities nicely. January and February can be seriously fuckin bleak though. Especially in the west where we usually just get a barrage of rain  :vomit:

I do a fair bit of foraging in the autumn so that does help with the transition quite a bit tbf. By the time it hits November though I'm wishing for the solstice so I can feel the good times coming back in.

Maybe I just need to embrace the dark nights by getting back into gaming or writing tunes or something, y'know all cosy with a fire lighting and a nice mug of tae with a used knickers or two and just settle into it

You'll be looking forward to the aul advent calendar at least...