Pet Peeves

[Mower Liberation Front]

The fact that Dermot O'Leary exists.

[101_North]

What is the point of putting a lovely, comfy, sofa and table in a hotel room when the only decent position to view the immovable TV is lying on the bed 🫣

[Eoin McLove]

The new Colgate tube. Fuck me...

[Sworntothecans]

What is the point of putting a lovely, comfy, sofa and table in a hotel room when the only decent position to view the immovable TV is lying on the bed 🫣

Fancier version of a cuck chair?😂

[Eoin McLove]

 

[101_North]

🤣😂

[Pentagrimes]

Tomatoes are pure shite in all forms.

Raw tomatoes are ignorant, cooked down in various sauces are fine

100% agreed, can't do raw tomatoes. Lettuce and cucumber can also fuck off. Being a vegetarian for over 25 years with a dislike of these 3 items has has made getting a pre-made sandwich in a train station or airport nigh on impossible 

[The Heretic]

Tomatoes are pure shite in all forms.

Raw tomatoes are ignorant, cooked down in various sauces are fine

100% agreed, can't do raw tomatoes. Lettuce and cucumber can also fuck off. Being a vegetarian for over 25 years with a dislike of these 3 items has has made getting a pre-made sandwich in a train station or airport nigh on impossible 

cucumbers are the most pointless vegetables ever, tasteless as fuck, no wonder people stick them up their holes, good for nothing else

[Giggles]

Pickled cucumbers are class

[Kunt 4 Life]

What is the point of putting a lovely, comfy, sofa and table in a hotel room when the only decent position to view the immovable TV is lying on the bed 🫣

And why do they put sofas in corridors of hotels? Who's going to use them?

[Emphyrio]

And why do they put sofas in corridors of hotels? Who's going to use them?

Hello there, I'd like to introduce you to my friend Buckfast.

[Anvil]

I've grown a few cucumbers in the greenhouse over the years, and by the end of the summer I would have been sick of eating them, but a freshly picked cucumber, especially turned into a sandwich is amazing! Just fresh bread and some butter... Maybe mayo if I was feeling decadent. 

[Giggles]

And why do they put sofas in corridors of hotels? Who's going to use them?

I saw a lad accidentally fall head first over a banister on a set of stairs, onto the stone floor from about 1 and a half flights up. His head landed on a sofa, the rest of him slumped onto the ground. That sofa saved his life   

3 years later I saw the same lad accidentally tumble off a cliff and land in a heap of rocks below. He's still alive and works on a building site operating heavy machinery.

[Eoin McLove]

Jesus Christ, what are the chances of there being a perfectly placed sofa at the bottom of a cliff.

[Giggles]