Bats. I was coming back into the house last night when I saw some of them fly out from my attic. I heard a bit of commotion in behind the facsia and knew there were more about to emerge.

From the time I started  counting them, 43 of the little cunts flew out!  They've turned my roof into a bat cave. I live next door to a woods so they're just being pricks, there's acres of trees they could have lived in

Did you try some Batspray?

I tried  calling them out for some dinner dinner dinner dinner..... BATMAN!

Didn't work...

Quote from: The Great Cull on July 28, 2025, 12:26:15 PMBats. I was coming back into the house last night when I saw some of them fly out from my attic. I heard a bit of commotion in behind the facsia and knew there were more about to emerge.

From the time I started  counting them, 43 of the little cunts flew out!  They've turned my roof into a bat cave. I live next door to a woods so they're just being pricks, there's acres of trees they could have lived in

They'll keep the house insect free while they're roosting. The fallout from Eowyn's probably messed with their habitat.
You can always give the Bat Conservation crowd a shout if they're becoming a problem as they're a protected species here.

https://www.batconservationireland.org/

Quote from: Bürggermeister on July 28, 2025, 01:45:56 PMDid you try some Batspray?

They got rid of most of the range a few years ago, It's only available in Shark Repellent, Manta Ray Repellant, and Anti-Lethal Fog these days. 

You'll surely have something in your utility belt.

Finding less time to interact online.  Sounds dumb but the peeve is with myself.  Noticed it here recently and I often go about replying to something, then get caught up elsewhere, then don't actually post anything and give up.  On repeat.  And I check on here a few times daily so it's mostly just that I have to get off my hole to talk shite about tunes :laugh:

Quote from: The Great Cull on July 28, 2025, 12:26:15 PMBats. I was coming back into the house last night when I saw some of them fly out from my attic. I heard a bit of commotion in behind the facsia and knew there were more about to emerge.

From the time I started  counting them, 43 of the little cunts flew out!  They've turned my roof into a bat cave. I live next door to a woods so they're just being pricks, there's acres of trees they could have lived in


Had the same problem myself a few years ago, got them shifted with one of them sub-sonic rodent deterrent jobbies. They were gone in 3 days.
I didn't like disturbing them but they had the attic coated in droppings and there was no shortage of auld sheds and the like around for them to go to.

The amount of Ozzy "tributes" all of a sudden by shameless look-at-me parasites just looking for extra clicks.

Quote from: Bürggermeister on July 30, 2025, 10:43:48 PMThe amount of Ozzy "tributes" all of a sudden by shameless look-at-me parasites just looking for extra clicks.

Even worse are the bunch of edgy hot takes about how he was actually a terrible person and doesn't deserve the recognition.

Got told I was "jumping on a bandwagon" for enjoying some No More Tears. Let's ignore it was the forth metal album I ever got into, some 27 years ago.

Quote from: Ducky on July 30, 2025, 10:51:38 PMGot told I was "jumping on a bandwagon" for enjoying some No More Tears. Let's ignore it was the forth metal album I ever got into, some 27 years ago.

The sheer cuntiness of that like!

Quote from: Bürggermeister on July 30, 2025, 10:43:48 PMThe amount of Ozzy "tributes" all of a sudden by shameless look-at-me parasites just looking for extra clicks.

Wait are you saying that Kermit The Frog isn't a big Ozzy fan?

https://metalinjection.net/news/ozzy-osbourne-forever/even-kermit-the-frog-is-mourning-the-loss-of-ozzy-osbourne

Ozzy and Fozzy were bros, Kermit is just jumping on the bandwagon like Ducky


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydsf-Q2wNVE

Somehow managed to lose a pair of Sony wireless headphones that I've worn every day for the past 5 years. Not knowing if they've been accidently misplaced, or if they were stolen out of my car is torturing me :-\