Pet Peeves

[Trev]

Last time I shaved the beard I realised I'd acquired a few extra chins, grew it straight back!

[OpenSores]

Last time I shaved the beard I realised I'd acquired a few extra chins, grew it straight back!

I've what my wife refers to as a 'bum chin'...it hasn't been seen in years!

[The Heretic]

The deed isndone now anyway, big egg head on me now. Feels glorious, evem if I have become The King Of The Fucking Gnomes.

Fair fucks!!       

[ochoill]

The deed is done now anyway, big egg head on me now. Feels glorious, even if I have become The King Of The Fucking Gnomes.

One of us
One of us
One of us

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

even if I have become The King Of The Fucking Gnomes

For your sake, I sincerely hope you have not managed to usurp that particular throne! 

[Carnage]

I bow to Our Ovine Overlord.

I haven't had a head like this since before lockdown, it's mighty and fierce shmood.

[astfgyl]

Same re: beard colours and shaving in general. Added to that, I look like a six foot baby when I'm clean shaven, utterly ridiculous. Plus, the five o'clock shadow is there within an hour or two so what's the point?

Yeah I look 15 going on 50 without the beard.

Mine's white, grey, and black. If I do shave it down, the grey bits look like dirt when it's growing back.

Mines white grey and black as well and unless I either shave every two days or let it off it looks like shit.

I also had the pleasure lately of seeing the top of my own head on the work camera and it was fucking bleak even though it looks like I have enough for a normal haircut in the mirror. It's nearly time

[Sworntothecans]

Waiting on the impending "Selling vinyl to finance a trip to Turkey" in the classifieds 😂

[Ducky]

    

[Eoin McLove]

 

[leatherface]

Going to work early in the morning having taken a dump then, having left the house realising there is yet more to go. Too late.

[The Heretic]

Going to work early in the morning having taken a dump then, having left the house realising there is yet more to go. Too late.

That's called "second post"

[The Heretic]

Is it just me or does anyone else notice notice that if you see something on Ebay for sale from Italy most times it's overpriced and has piss-take postage charges? I know that's a very general assertion but I do find it an issue with anything music related from there.

[The Great Cull]

Realising that the Italian washing machine tablets I've been using on hols this week are in fact dishwasher tablets...   

The wife is laughing hysterically at me every time she looks at me since. Seems the little pic of pots and pans in the corner was a giveaway.

For anyone interested they're not too bad on clothes either 

[open face surgery]