Pet Peeves

[Eoin McLove]

Who knows, you might be a phrenologist's wet dream.

[Carnage]

😂 Nightmare maybe. There's a dent there somewhere from standing up under a sharp-edged kitchen cabinet door years ago.

Oh I used to have it shaved to a sheen myself, 'til I got lazy and just started running the trimmer over it every now & then. That feeling of spreading a cold hand over a freshly shaven skull cannot be beaten, everybody should do it at least once.

[Eoin McLove]

And if you have young kids you get the pleasure of their class mates pointing out that you're bald every time you drop them to school. It somehow never gets old 

[Eoin McLove]

I am so committed to being a bald cunt at this stage that when I see chaps with fine heads of hair I feel sorry for them. They'll never know.

[ochoill]

Yeah I am also part of the bald crew here, I just shave my head myself every month.  Feels great.  I miss the gruaig sometimes but it is handier anyway.
Unfortunately I can't have a beard while I am on the CPAP so I just have a moustache instead and look like a prick

[Eoin McLove]

I've given up on the beard until it goes entirely grey because it's red, brown and grey these days so I look like the last dog in the pound on Christmas Eve when I grow it.

[ochoill]

I've given up on the beard until it goes entirely grey because it's red, brown and grey these days so I look like the last dog in the pound on Christmas Eve when I grow it.

yeah I am gone Calico cat here too.  All up into the sides of the hair too when it gets the few mm before the shave.

[Eoin McLove]

The ugly Irish gene in full effect.

[Black Shepherd Carnage]

I can leave mine grow a bit over a week before the patches start to look ridiculous, so that's about how often I trim it back. Haven't properly shaved for years, or maybe twice in about twenty years: total waste of time imo

[Carnage]

Same re: beard colours and shaving in general. Added to that, I look like a six foot baby when I'm clean shaven, utterly ridiculous. Plus, the five o'clock shadow is there within an hour or two so what's the point?

[The Heretic]

I have a kind of tuft at the front that is still viable-ish as a hairline but its an ongoing assessment in conjunction my barber. "Do I look like a tit? Yes/No?, so far its been all No's but I'm running out of road and that day is coming

[OpenSores]

As soon as I noticed the hairline receding I cut the long hair. I wear it quite short these days but clinging on thus far, as soon as I notice any balding spots it'll be shaved. I've quite a long beard which is totally grey now, I say grey but it's fucking near white. I'm a lazy bastard with shaving anyway.

[Maggot Colony]

If I leave mine too long without a cut I start to look like Steve McDonald from Coronation Street. The missus isn't a fan of the shaved head look, so I just get a 2 all over every month.

Jesus. I have a receding hairline and my wife dictates my appearance. It's a sad existence.

[Ducky]

Same re: beard colours and shaving in general. Added to that, I look like a six foot baby when I'm clean shaven, utterly ridiculous. Plus, the five o'clock shadow is there within an hour or two so what's the point?

Yeah I look 15 going on 50 without the beard.

Mine's white, grey, and black. If I do shave it down, the grey bits look like dirt when it's growing back.

[Carnage]

The deed is done now anyway, big egg head on me now. Feels glorious, even if I have become The King Of The Fucking Gnomes.